Very Mary-Kate
(2010)Streaming Episode Guide
Season 4
Diamonds Are My Only Friends
Episode 12 - 4-25-2013
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Presentation 5
Episode 11 - 4-18-2013
Mary-Kate gives a presentation about the Wig Party.
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Bad Connection
Episode 10 - 4-11-2013
Bodyguard and Mary-Kate’s relationship takes a turn for the staticky.
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Drinking Game
Episode 9 - 3-28-2013
Mary-Kate creates her own drinking game, and quickly gets sick of it.
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Conference Call
Episode 8 - 3-21-2013
Mary-Kate needs help with a homework assignment, and enlists the help of everyone she knows.
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Shrooms
Episode 7 - 3-13-2013
Mary-Kate and Jewish-Looking Girl trip into friendship.
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Evaluations
Episode 6 - 3-07-2013
Mary-Kate writes her teacher evaluations, and Fat Professor forms a rebuttal.
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Episode 5 - 2-21-2013
Who wants daiquiris??? #nofilter
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Dinner with Hoffman
Episode 4 - 2-14-2013
The Oscar creeper sabotages Mary-Kate and Sarkozy’s date.
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Breaking Up
Episode 3 - 2-07-2013
Mary-Kate is torn between her muscleman and her Frenchman.
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Lost in Translation
Episode 2 - 1-31-2013
Mary-Kate makes a French connection.
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Manicure
Episode 1 - 1-24-2013
Mary-Kate’s nail art should hang in a museum.
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Season 3
Summer House
Episode 24 - 5-31-2012
Mary-Kate gets lost indoors and has to crack out her survival skills.
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The Case of the Cracked Cup (Very Maggie Smith 2)
Episode 23 - 5-24-2012
When Maggie Smith’s teacup goes handle-less, everyone’s a suspect.
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Draw Something
Episode 22 - 5-10-2012
Mary-Kate challenges Bodyguard to some 1am Pictionary.
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Comet
Episode 21 - 5-03-2012
Mary-Kate’s cat meows out against drugs.
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Pills
Episode 20 - 4-26-2012
Take once per day with a picture of food.
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Slumber Party
Episode 19 - 4-19-2012
First one to fall asleep gets a hand in warm Pellegrino.
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Professor’s Presentation
Episode 18 - 4-12-2012
Mary-Kate sabotages Professor in front of the school board.
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Sleeping in Class
Episode 17 - 4-05-2012
Mary-Kate goes to sleep to the soothing sounds of a yelling professor.
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Sex and Sexuality (Very Maggie Smith)
Episode 16 - 4-01-2012
Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.
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Pillow Talk
Episode 15 - 3-22-2012
Mary-Kate and Bodyguard may have effed up and effed.
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Dishwasher
Episode 14 - 3-15-2012
Mary-Kate loves shiny appliances! And by that she means sweaty laborers.
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Jail
Episode 13 - 3-08-2012
Mary-Kate deals with life in the slammer.
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Mug Shot
Episode 12 - 2-23-2012
Is this the duckface of a criminal?
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Police
Episode 11 - 2-17-2012
I fought the law and the law was a jerk face.
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Evil Dragon
Episode 10 - 2-09-2012
It’s always the bodyguard you least suspect.
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Trenta
Episode 9 - 2-02-2012
Start the morning with a gallon of joe.
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Call My Phone
Episode 8 - 1-26-2012
Sing along! Actually no, just find my phone.
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Layers
Episode 7 - 1-19-2012
It’s freezing cold under all these layers.
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Jewish Looking Girl
Episode 6 - 1-12-2012
She’s a rock star of David.
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Presentation 4
Episode 5 - 1-06-2012
War – what is it good for? Cute uniforms.
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Santa
Episode 4 - 12-22-2011
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house… I was shuffling around chain smoking and trying on different shoes.
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Jetlag
Episode 3 - 12-15-2011
Can’t sleep? Count sheepskin boots.
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Magazines
Episode 2 - 12-08-2011
Magazines are sooo heavy. Especially the ones with pictures of fat people.
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Raise Your Hand
Episode 1 - 12-01-2011
I can’t raise my hand. I’m allergic to effort.
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Season 2
Presentation 3
Episode 27 - 1-20-2011
Always present on an empty stomach.
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Gold Rush
Episode 26 - 1-18-2011
Is a gold rush when Tiffany’s has a sale?
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Vegas (4)
Episode 25 - 1-13-2011
Mary-Kate tweets her way to safety.
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Vegas (3)
Episode 24 - 1-11-2011
Deserts are even scarier than desserts.
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Vegas (2)
Episode 23 - 1-06-2011
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Vegas (1)
Episode 22 - 1-04-2011
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Church
Episode 21 - 12-28-2010
The lord is my shepherd, but lambswool makes me itchy.
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Confession
Episode 20 - 12-21-2010
Mary-Kate gets D and dirty with G almighty.
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Sick
Episode 19 - 12-16-2010
It’s not bulimia when you haven’t eaten.
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Sexy Time
Episode 18 - 12-14-2010
Ashley won’t take gross for an answer.
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Conference
Episode 17 - 12-09-2010
Bodyguard and Professor go head-to-fat-head.
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Presentation 2
Episode 16 - 12-07-2010
I put my Louisiana Purchase on my Amex.
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Bath
Episode 15 - 12-02-2010
Rub-a-dub-dub, Ashley wants some love.
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Photo Shoot
Episode 14 - 11-30-2010
A face that only her sister could love.
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Hired
Episode 13 - 11-23-2010
One girl’s trash is another girl’s bodyguard.
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Fired
Episode 12 - 11-18-2010
Bodyguard gets a pink slip. Oooooh, pink!
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Naked
Episode 11 - 11-16-2010
Bodyguard’s in his birthday suit.
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Woody Allen 2
Episode 10 - 11-11-2010
Where there’s a will, there’s a way too talkative.
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Driving
Episode 9 - 11-09-2010
Learning to drive is as easy as eating pie. It’s very hard.
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Presentation
Episode 8 - 11-04-2010
The best presentation in the history of history class.
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Excuses
Episode 7 - 11-02-2010
My dog ate this video description.
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Hoffmoween
Episode 6 - 10-28-2010
Phil Hoffman’s scariest as himself.
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Trick-or-Treat
Episode 5 - 10-26-2010
Tricking is less calorific than treating.
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Woody Allen
Episode 4 - 10-21-2010
Amir guest stars as Mary-Kate’s Godfather.
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Cheating
Episode 3 - 10-19-2010
Cheating is so hard! I need to learn how to cheat at it.
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Clone
Episode 2 - 10-14-2010
Comet is back! Thank you, science!
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Recap
Episode 1 - 10-12-2010
OMG you guys! I’m back! Did you miss me?
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Season 1
Gun
Episode 19 - 5-03-2010
Do you feel lucky, Bodyguard? Are you a Luckyguard?
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Philip Seymour Hoffman 2
Episode 18 - 5-03-2010
Is this about all those blimps I crashed? Because I keep telling you guys, I don’t care.
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Zac Efron
Episode 17 - 4-29-2010
A date with Zac Efron? Zac Ef yes!
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Nightmare
Episode 16 - 4-26-2010
Quiet, Evil Dragon, I’m trying to write a description!
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Ashleyguard
Episode 15 - 4-18-2010
But Ashley doesn’t have nipple hair!
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Crush
Episode 14 - 4-18-2010
It’s just a little crush and I throw up a little every time they touch.
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Paper
Episode 13 - 4-11-2010
I ended up getting an “F” for “F”-ort.
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Extension
Episode 12 - 4-11-2010
Can I have an extension on that paper I have to write? I have to learn how to write.
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Back to School
Episode 11 - 4-04-2010
I’m going back to college to get my The Bachelor degree.
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Cat
Episode 10 - 4-04-2010
I decide to get a cat rather than have a baby because it’s more expensive.
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Philip Seymour Hoffman
Episode 9 - 3-13-2010
I get acting lessons from the Academy Award-winning creep-o.
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Fight
Episode 8 - 3-01-2010
I know to get emotional when the piano music kicks in.
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Hangover
Episode 7 - 3-01-2010
I learn never to drive drunk. Especially when driving a blimp.
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Depressed
Episode 6 - 3-01-2010
I’m tired of waiting around for that special someone to have a baby for me.
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Baby Daddy
Episode 5 - 2-08-2010
Bodyguard flat out refuses to be my daddy baby, so I flat out threaten to steal his sperm.
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Baby
Episode 4 - 1-31-2010
I consider getting a baby. At least I think that’s what happens. It’s been a while since I read the script.
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Bodyguard
Episode 3 - 1-31-2010
Got legit sick filming this. Didn’t sleep for 48 hrs. Not cuz of drugs, you haters, b/c I’m an effing method actor.
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Moving Day
Episode 2 - 1-31-2010
My bodyguard is responsible for everything related to my body, including moving the stuff I surround my body with.
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Moving Out
Episode 1 - 1-31-2010
I get a new place. Ash looks totes fugly - ugh - I mean tired in this one. Wardrobe provided by Donna Karen.
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