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The Perfect Women

 (2018)

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The Perfect Women - Live! | The Perfect Women | Roast Me Mommies | A Special Presentation | Specials | Top 5 Episodes
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Season4
The Perfect Women - Live!  
Tok'n on Heaven's Door
Episode 31 - 3-02-2022
Go #viral or ascend and become beings of pure light.
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Tokn on Heavens Door
Tok Viral to Me
Episode 30 - 2-23-2022
Look, this is going to keep happening until we go #viral.
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Tok Viral to Me
Tokholm Syndrome
Episode 29 - 2-09-2022
It's time to stop delaying the inevitable and go #viral.
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Tokholm Syndrome
The Yasssification of Megan
Episode 28 - 2-02-2022
Big changes in store for 2022.
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The Yasssification of Megan
A Very Perfect Holiday Special
Episode 27 - 12-15-2021
The mommies end 2021 on an aggressively festive note.
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A Very Perfect Holiday Special
Some Kind of Momster
Episode 26 - 12-08-2021
Desperate to speed up the healing process, the mommies turn to a professional.
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Some Kind of Momster
THE RESULTS ARE IN
Episode 25 - 12-01-2021
WHO will be the new mommy? Don't miss the trilling conclusion of The Search for a More Perfect Woman!
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THE RESULTS ARE IN
Is this your new mommy?
Episode 24 - 11-17-2021
The Search for a More Perfect Woman Vol. 3 presents: stepmommy Scarlett Kapella @therealbitchyoustrippin
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Is this your new mommy
How Jewish is my Pet? II
Episode 23 - 11-10-2021
The Search for a More Perfect Woman continues with stepmommydaddy Brace Belden (TrueAnon)
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How Jewish is my Pet II
The Search for a More Perfect Woman, Vol.1
Episode 22 - 11-03-2021
Stepmommy Helen is here. Maybe she won't leave you?
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The Search for a More Perfect Woman Vol1
Build-A-FetLife-Profile Workshop
Episode 21 - 10-13-2021
Perfect After Dark IV: the mommies expand their media empire to the Facebook of kink
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BuildAFetLifeProfile Workshop
HORNY is BACK
Episode 20 - 10-06-2021
After some time off, the mommies have burning questions for you - PERFECT AFTER DARK Volume III is here.
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HORNY is BACK
Battle of the Brands
Episode 19 - 9-15-2021
Help the mommies find a sponsor!
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Battle of the Brands
Mommies at the Movies
Episode 18 - 9-08-2021
What does your taste in movies say about you?
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Mommies at the Movies
First Date LIVE! Date Me Mommy: Endgame
Episode 17 - 9-01-2021
You are all cordially invited to creep on Alison & Donny's first date as it happened LIVE (feat. 3rd and 4th wheels Megan & Emily)
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First Date LIVE Date Me Mommy Endgame
Date Me, Mommy
Episode 16 - 8-25-2021
Alison has deleted all the dating apps, so it's time to call in anonymously & see how compatible you are with the horniest Mommy... and she'll pick a winner at the end.
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Date Me Mommy
Help Emily Walk Again
Episode 15 - 8-18-2021
Special Guest Master of Ceremonies @Dril & the simp army turned out for Emily in her hour of need- but was it enough?
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Help Emily Walk Again
Ask Mommy Anything
Episode 14 - 8-11-2021
Have questions for your mommies? Call in LIVE at: tiny.cc/perfectwomen
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Ask Mommy Anything
Reheated Tinder Leftovers
Episode 13 - 8-04-2021
Megan returns to Tinder profiles and coronavirus variants and terrible audio quality
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Reheated Tinder Leftovers
Perfect After Dark 2: Love Me Tinder
Episode 12 - 7-14-2021
Provided free of charge: constructive criticism of your Tinder profiles (w/ special guest Brooke "The Bruce" Bundy)
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Perfect After Dark 2 Love Me Tinder
Perfect After Dark
Episode 11 - 7-07-2021
The divorced one is gone. Now the show must go on... hornier.
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Perfect After Dark
Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
Episode 10 - 6-30-2021
You should have appreciated her more. But the show must go on.
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Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
FISH TANK
Episode 9 - 6-23-2021
Can you swim with the fishes? Can you call in and pitch your business ideas in a way not at all resembling a popular television program? CAN YOU?
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FISH TANK
32 Koalas You Should F**k
Episode 8 - 6-16-2021
A caller gets revenge assistance. Patreon VIP Instagram profiles are reviewed. Laundry gets folded.
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32 Koalas You Should Fk
Improv Night
Episode 7 - 6-09-2021
You 100% forced us to do this #FansFirst
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Improv Night
How Jewish Is My Pet?
Episode 6 - 6-02-2021
Emily died but some cats and dogs called in
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How Jewish Is My Pet
ROAST of EMILY
Episode 5 - 5-26-2021
Emily sits and takes it as Dril, Sarah Squirm, Derek Estevez-Olsen, Brace Belden, Max Simonet, Mary Kobayashi, Alison Stevenson, Megan Koester, and a few random virgins annihilate her good name. Because the FANS wanted TEARS
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ROAST of EMILY
Community Outreach Workshop
Episode 4 - 5-19-2021
Fans are aggressively listened to. The future of the show hangs in the balance.
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Community Outreach Workshop
Open Mic Night
Episode 3 - 5-12-2021
THREE BEAN ROASTERS x THE PERFECT WOMEN present: Open Mic Night Evening Webcam Talent Show (feat. guest barista Derek Estevez-Olsen)
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Open Mic Night
WOMEN listen to a MAN for 60 minutes
Episode 2 - 5-05-2021
The people spoke: your mommies had to listen to Avi speak
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WOMEN listen to a MAN for 60 minutes
You are a Development Executive
Episode 1 - 4-28-2021
Your mommies have returned as a selfless act of fan service
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You are a Development Executive
Season3
The Perfect Women  
The Perfect Women, Episode 76
9-16-2020
Joe Pera has some upsetting news for you
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The Perfect Women Episode 76
The Perfect Women, Episode 75
9-09-2020
STEVE ALBINI weighs in on YOUR music submissions with this one crazy trick
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The Perfect Women Episode 75
The Perfect Women, Episode 74
9-02-2020
Hay look it's Mary
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The Perfect Women Episode 74
The Perfect Women, Episode 73
8-26-2020
Emily's very special 27 Club birthday episode
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The Perfect Women Episode 73
The Perfect Women, Episode 72
8-19-2020
looking at other people's vacation photos :(
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The Perfect Women Episode 72
The Perfect Women, Episode 71
8-12-2020
lol doody
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The Perfect Women Episode 71
The Perfect Women, Episode 70
8-05-2020
The piss episode
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The Perfect Women Episode 70
The Perfect Women, Episode 69
7-29-2020
Wet shaming
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The Perfect Women Episode 69
The Perfect Women. Episode 68
7-22-2020
the Iowa ska scene is cancelled
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The Perfect Women Episode 68
The Perfect Women, Episode 67
7-15-2020
Not high on pot right now
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The Perfect Women Episode 67
The Perfect Women, Episode 66
7-08-2020
What did you think you were? An art critic?
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The Perfect Women Episode 66
The Perfect Women, Episode 65
7-01-2020
I only poopoo a teaspoon a day
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The Perfect Women Episode 65
The Perfect Women, Episode 64
6-24-2020
A show for DJs and longboarders and five guys in a room
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The Perfect Women Episode 64
The Perfect Women, Episode 63
6-17-2020
Summer profile clearance
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The Perfect Women Episode 63
The Perfect Women, Episode 62
6-10-2020
Sperm questions answered
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The Perfect Women Episode 62
The Perfect Women, Episode 61
6-03-2020
Let's have a talk
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The Perfect Women Episode 61
The Perfect Women, Episode 60
5-27-2020
Someone in chat gets horny
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The Perfect Women Episode 60
The Perfect Women, Episode 59
5-20-2020
A very special 2 week anniversary of the 69th episode episode
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The Perfect Women Episode 59
The Perfect Women, Episode 58
5-13-2020
These young ladies are going poopoo and pp right now?
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The Perfect Women Episode 58
The Perfect Women, Episode 57
5-06-2020
you're rich and you f**k your video games
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The Perfect Women Episode 57
The Perfect Women, Episode 56
4-29-2020
Do you think the weed is danker in heaven
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The Perfect Women Episode 56
The Perfect Women, Episode 55
4-22-2020
Don't you dare show your f***ing magnets right now
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The Perfect Women Episode 55
The Perfect Women, Episode 54
4-15-2020
The funny Office
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The Perfect Women Episode 54
The Perfect Women, Episode 53
4-08-2020
kinda like Stevie Ray Vaughn, but a girl
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The Perfect Women Episode 53
The Perfect Women, Episode 52
4-01-2020
A new hope
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The Perfect Women Episode 52
The Perfect Women, Episode 51
3-25-2020
pp or poopoo?
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The Perfect Women Episode 51
The Perfect Women, Episode 50
3-18-2020
What the show would be like if it sucked a little worse
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The Perfect Women Episode 50
The Perfect Women, Episode 49
3-11-2020
Slurpin' the A out of some P
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The Perfect Women Episode 49
The Perfect Women, Episode 48
3-04-2020
Why did Mary abandon us?
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The Perfect Women Episode 48
The Perfect Women, Episode 47
2-26-2020
Let's bring doi back
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The Perfect Women Episode 47
The Perfect Women, Episode 46
2-19-2020
Where's the hot chick
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The Perfect Women Episode 46
The Perfect Women, Episode 45
2-12-2020
A very special dating profile episode in honor of St. Valentine's Day
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The Perfect Women Episode 45
The Perfect Women, Episode 44
2-05-2020
The front ass. The ass where you pee
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The Perfect Women Episode 44
The Perfect Women, Episode 43
1-29-2020
Let's look at some food pics
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The Perfect Women Episode 43
The Perfect Women, Episode 42
1-22-2020
take a fat shit (in Newark)
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The Perfect Women Episode 42
The Perfect Women, Episode 41
1-15-2020
Long nails & butt play (feat. Patriarchy / Actually Huizenga)
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The Perfect Women Episode 41
The Perfect Women, Episode 40
1-08-2020
I forgot about the cartoon PPs
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The Perfect Women Episode 40
The Perfect Women, Episode 39
12-18-2019
Shit babies (feat. Ariel Pink & John Maus)
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The Perfect Women Episode 39
The Perfect Women, Episode 38
12-11-2019
YEAR END CLEARANCE
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The Perfect Women Episode 38
The Perfect Women, Episode 37
12-04-2019
The dude from Gogol Bordello is your hall pass?
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The Perfect Women Episode 37
The Perfect Women at the Adult Swim Festival
Episode 36 - 12-01-2019
A very special episode
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The Perfect Women at the Adult Swim Festival
The Perfect Women, Episode 35
11-20-2019
Lower than a bitch
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The Perfect Women Episode 35
The Perfect Women, Episode 34
11-13-2019
Fat nut December (Dir. P.T. Anderson)
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The Perfect Women Episode 34
The Perfect Women, Episode 33
11-06-2019
A sexy little baby brain, smooth like a peanut
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The Perfect Women Episode 33
The Perfect Women, Episode 32
10-30-2019
Do you have that mountain dew disease
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The Perfect Women Episode 32
The Perfect Women, Episode 31
10-23-2019
I wanna eat a beef meat, not this smoothie shit
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The Perfect Women Episode 31
The Perfect Women, Episode 30
10-16-2019
Foo Fighters don't believe that HIV gives you AIDS
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The Perfect Women Episode 30
The Perfect Women, Episode 29
10-09-2019
In the wake of scandal, the network installs The Consultant
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The Perfect Women Episode 29
The Perfect Women, Episode 28
10-02-2019
Your mommies meet a very horny boy
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The Perfect Women Episode 28
The Perfect Women, Episode 27
9-25-2019
Special musical guest Negative Gemini sings for you
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The Perfect Women Episode 27
The Perfect Women, Episode 26
9-18-2019
Hot drop in from Clare O'Kane @babysfirstgun (feat. anime tiddies)
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The Perfect Women Episode 26
The Perfect Women, Episode 25
9-11-2019
9/11 hotwing muckbang
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The Perfect Women Episode 25
The Perfect Women, Episode 24
9-04-2019
Turns out it's Soundcloud day
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The Perfect Women Episode 24
The Perfect Women, Episode 23
8-28-2019
Do you think my piss is gonna hurt
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The Perfect Women Episode 23
The Perfect Women, Episode 22
8-21-2019
enjoy hanging out with your libertarian dad
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The Perfect Women Episode 22
The Perfect Women, Episode 21
8-14-2019
Would you let a chili dog...ahem...EAT you out?
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The Perfect Women Episode 21
The Perfect Women, Episode 20
8-07-2019
KitKat & Dinah @sluttytaylorswift give your Mommies a makeover
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The Perfect Women Episode 20
The Perfect Women, Episode 19
7-31-2019
The death of Mary Kobayashi x Monster Energy
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The Perfect Women Episode 19
The Perfect Women, Episode 18
7-24-2019
Do you know how hard it is to have to shit & think at the same time
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The Perfect Women Episode 18
The Perfect Women, Episode 17
7-17-2019
A Very Special Univited to Comic-Con Pre-recorded Special
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The Perfect Women Episode 17
The Perfect Women, Episode 16
7-10-2019
Mary's back. Are you happy?
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The Perfect Women Episode 16
The Perfect Women, Episode 15
7-03-2019
A very special 21 gun Independence Day salute to American exceptionalism
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The Perfect Women Episode 15
The Perfect Women, Episode 14
6-26-2019
Chemtrails, fun socks
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The Perfect Women Episode 14
The Perfect Women, Episode 13
6-19-2019
Titstarter goals met (feat. spit)
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The Perfect Women Episode 13
The Perfect Women, Episode 12
6-12-2019
The pixel is thicc
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The Perfect Women Episode 12
The Perfect Women, Episode 11
6-05-2019
All the little baby kittens and puppies and dirt and DVDs and a keyboard
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The Perfect Women Episode 11
The Perfect Women, Episode 10
5-29-2019
horniness is real
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The Perfect Women Episode 10
The Perfect Women, Episode 9
5-22-2019
More than one Pokemon reference is made
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The Perfect Women Episode 9
The Perfect Women, Episode 8
5-15-2019
Everyone has to pee (feat. Billy Corgan of Smash Mouth)
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The Perfect Women Episode 8
The Perfect Women, Episode 7
5-08-2019
Semi-regular rotating guest host Derek shows up and tries to fight everyone
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The Perfect Women Episode 7
The Perfect Women, Episode 6
5-01-2019
Emily's gone, but we got ourselves a gun
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The Perfect Women Episode 6
The Perfect Women, Episode 5
4-24-2019
The viewing habits of the North American Virgin are analyzed
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The Perfect Women Episode 5
The Perfect Women, Episode 4
4-17-2019
Derek and Dril inject the show with some much needed virality
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The Perfect Women Episode 4
The Perfect Women, Episode 3
4-10-2019
The trial of AlienBob
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The Perfect Women Episode 3
The Perfect Women, Episode 2
4-03-2019
The guy over the cat?
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The Perfect Women Episode 2
The Perfect Women, Episode 1
3-27-2019
They're perfect, but they're still your mommies
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The Perfect Women Episode 1
Season2
Roast Me Mommies  
Roast Me Mommies, Episode 7
3-20-2019
Mostly skateboarding but also some #lifestyle #vibes for good taste
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Roast Me Mommies Episode 7
Roast Me Mommies, Episode 6
3-13-2019
The Dew gets done
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Roast Me Mommies Episode 6
Roast Me Mommies, Episode 5
3-06-2019
Skating musicians, roommates, dog owners, aspiring comedians, mystery men, mortuary students: how do you spell cum/come?
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Roast Me Mommies Episode 5
Roast Me Mommies, Episode 4
2-27-2019
All four of your real Mommies are back together again. Also: where were you on 9/11?
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Roast Me Mommies Episode 4
Roast Me Mommies, Episode 3
2-20-2019
Stepmommy Anna Seregina sits in for an absent Mary as judgement is passed on the profiles of mentally ill entrepreneurs, Bachelors of Public Relations, spider fingerers, gif reply curators, and chat's own SageSage. Also: what song do you hope to lose your Virginity to?
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Roast Me Mommies Episode 3
Roast Me Mommies, Episode 2
2-13-2019
Megan is out, but your other three Mommies pass judgment on good girl pics, blue-haired manic pixie dreamboats, hardrocknick, inexplicable butt drawings, self-appointed clit commanders, sports, and plants.
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Roast Me Mommies Episode 2
Roast Me Mommies, Episode 1
2-06-2019
6 episodes in: the show gets a name (that goes away)
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Season1
A Special Presentation  
A Special Presentation, Episode 5
1-30-2019
The gals' final nameless episode, featuring VERY special guest Clare "Big Muff" O'Kane.
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A Special Presentation Episode 5
A Special Presentation, Episode 4
1-23-2019
Damn, Danielle, the gals are back at it again with another nameless episode.
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A Special Presentation Episode 4
A Special Presentation, Episode 3
1-16-2019
The gals' third foray into the wild world of streaming content.
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A Special Presentation Episode 3
A Special Presentation, Episode 2
1-09-2019
The second unnamed episode, preserved for all time IN SPITE OF IT ALL.
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A Special Presentation Episode 2
A Special Presentation, Episode 1
12-05-2018
virginity hazards, two truths and a lie, on-set bullying
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