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angelcosta
/10  7 months ago
Every single episode:

Velma/Teddi: Hey Colter, we got a new one for you. Reward is something of tens of thousands and it's in Generic City.
Colter: Oh, Generic City? It's only 122,30 miles from me and I'll be there in 58min and 29 seconds.
Parent/Spouse/Friend/Offspring: I know Grandma was a hardcore porn addicted, but it's not like her to go missing. IT'S NOT LIKE HER.
Local police: Yeah, grandma was bat shit cray cray no worth looking any further. And get out of my city. And checking John Doe is a waste of time.
Colter: Hey John Doe, where is grandma?
John Doe: I told the cops we were dating, they didn't listen. Must have been something to do with her cock fight betting. Me and granny were in love.
Cock fight Ring Leader: Yeah, bitch owed me a couple grand, so I made her cook me chicken soup until her debt was paid. You'll never find her.
(some 15 mins of Fights, lurking, gun tossing, calls to local police, Reenie, Bobby, Tedi, Velma and Scooby Doo)
Grandma: Who are you?
Colter: Hi, Grandma, your _____ hired me to find you. You're safe now. Let's go.
Grandma: They'll never let me leave.
Colter: Follow my lead as I used to do with my dad when he showed me how to survive in the woods.
Local police: Yeah, it was good working together. You shared a lot about your dad, hope you find more, since the audience hasn't had an update since the 1st episode.
Grandma (at home): Thanks for saving me.
Colter: You should thank the person who was looking for you. (that is by far my favorite lol).
Person who hired him: (slides check like all their money isn't gone and they will eat nothing but roaches for about 2 years before recovering financially) Thank you so much.
Anybody: hey let's do something.
Colter: Nah, I don't socialize and need to brood about my dad's death, while I do jack shit to solve it.
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Reply by RiGHT
7 months ago
@angelcosta haha this sounds about right :)) episode 2 and episode 3 are so copy paste. Didnt see the others yet.
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Reply by featfox
6 months ago
😭 how is this so accurate yet much more entertaining than the actual show
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Reply by Shinobi-vs-Gast
6 months ago
i@angelcosta I've never seen this show, but your comment is just too funny. 😂
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Reply by Aardworm
5 months ago
@angelcosta Thank you for this! 😁
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Reply by Reidan
2 months ago
@angelcosta Really accurate description haha was thinking the same thing. Still watching it tbh, nice background noice.
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Reply by Darkness
4 weeks ago
@angelcosta And way too much woke BS and you're spot on. I give up on this show.
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