Pretend Time
(2010)Streaming Episode Guide
Season 2
Legalize Meth
Episode 7 - 11-16-2011
21m
Nick discusses sketches that didn't make it; drunk girls cause problems at a fast food restaurant; a first time dad gets upset about visitors at a hospital's baby nursery.
6.9/10
Haven't Seen
Flying Stripper
Episode 6 - 11-10-2011
22m
Nick talks about Johnny Depp's amazing life. Sketches include a couple's disastrous date, a stripper getting magical powers, and a breakfast cereal character turning a holiday dinner into a nightmare.
7.7/10Haven't Seen
The Mis-Education of Garry Gaga
Episode 5 - 11-02-2011
22m
Nick talks about sitting next to actress Liv Tyler during a first class flight. Sketches include a man receiving a unique face transplant, a distraught family, and Garry Gaga trying to warm up to the new police captain.
8.2/10Haven't Seen
Full Blown Eggs
Episode 4 - 10-26-2011
21m
Sketches include a commercial for a restaurant where only certain customers get to eat free, a man consolidates both his businesses due to the recession, and Wheelchair Cat ends up in the hospital.
8.4/10Haven't Seen
PETA Not on Set
Episode 3 - 10-19-2011
22m
Nick talks about figure skating, smart phones & texting; A man must deal with the consequences of his dog’s extreme boredom; new product the “Handy Man 3000”; The parents of a nubile young woman insist that her suitor reveal everything he has to offer their daughter; Nick presents events in the “Partying Olympics”; Local Weatherman Storm Rains style clashes with that of his co-workers and a new kind of boxing heavy bag called the “Pump Punch”.
8.4/10Haven't Seen
Show Me on the Doll
Episode 2 - 10-12-2011
22m
Nick tells a personal story about an accident with unusual consequences; the results of an extraterrestrial paternity test is revealed on talk show Clarencé; Reed O’ Frampton’s amazing cleaning product the ”Beep Beep Sweep”; a charity campaign to get Africans to help pathetic Americans; homemade coupons as a gift for new parents and trial lawyer Darren Jeremy uses his unique talents to maximum advantage both in the courtroom and the bedroom.
8.4/10Haven't Seen
Baby Not From Booty
Episode 1 - 10-05-2011
22m
Nick talks about dive bars; 16 (months) & Pregnant parody, Wheel Chair Cat has to defends one of his nine lives in court; an infomercial for a new ab-workout device using natural male self motivation; playing out an old fantasy during a zombie apocalypse; high school student Dijon’s senior project video “Baby Not From Booty”; Nick talks about charity drive themes that might be more popular and how he’s not a morning person; a new product called “International Waters” and online gaming add-on “The Smack Transporter”.
8.2/10Haven't Seen
Season 1
Monday Morning Meltdown
Episode 6 - 11-16-2010
22m
A parody of James Cameron's Avatar set in an office, a TV show, called "Critter Getters", about two men capturing a bear, and an appearance by Superman.
5.9/10Haven't Seen
Relapse Into Refreshment
Episode 5 - 11-09-2010
22m
Nick discusses his obsession with scatological humor at an early age. Sketches include a TV show about a masturbating sniper, pirates following a treasure map tatooed to one of their scrotums, and a man with unorthodox survival skills (such as bashing out his teeth to make a weapon to fight night creatures and bigfoot, eating rocks, and giving himself oral sex.
6.1/10Haven't Seen
Mudslide Junction
Episode 4 - 11-02-2010
22m
Nick talks about how happy he is to be working with Gay Robot again. Sketches include a cereal parody, a radio personality who has a knack for delivering bad news, and innovative camping equipment.
6.4/10Haven't Seen
I Just Got Voodoo'd
Episode 3 - 10-26-2010
22m
Nick talks about the trouble they had casting the Freddy Krueger sketch; stand up comedians Nick Kroll and Paul F. Tompkins.
6.8/10Haven't Seen
The Leather Swingset With the Monkey and the Gun
Episode 2 - 10-19-2010
22m
Nick talks about how dirty the show can be; guest stars Finesse Mitchell, rapper Swayze and duo Dana & Julia.
6.5/10Haven't Seen
Powdered Doughnuts Make Me Go Nuts
Episode 1 - 10-12-2010
22m
There’s blood, tears, vomit, urine and donkey sperm - lots of donkey sperm. In the premiere of comedian Nick Swardson's sketch-comedy show, a man is upset when his mother leaves all her money to the family cat. Nick dedicates the show to his dead cat. Also: a father who compiles a "bucket list" for his son; and a profile of Lady Gaga's brother, a police officer in New Jersey.
6.2/10Haven't Seen
Top 5 Highest Rated Episodes 8.4/10 8.4/10 8.4/10 8.2/10 8.2/10
Show Me on the Doll
Episode 2 - 10-12-2011
22m
Nick tells a personal story about an accident with unusual consequences; the results of an extraterrestrial paternity test is revealed on talk show Clarencé; Reed O’ Frampton’s amazing cleaning product the ”Beep Beep Sweep”; a charity campaign to get Africans to help pathetic Americans; homemade coupons as a gift for new parents and trial lawyer Darren Jeremy uses his unique talents to maximum advantage both in the courtroom and the bedroom.
8.4/10Haven't Seen
PETA Not on Set
Episode 3 - 10-19-2011
22m
Nick talks about figure skating, smart phones & texting; A man must deal with the consequences of his dog’s extreme boredom; new product the “Handy Man 3000”; The parents of a nubile young woman insist that her suitor reveal everything he has to offer their daughter; Nick presents events in the “Partying Olympics”; Local Weatherman Storm Rains style clashes with that of his co-workers and a new kind of boxing heavy bag called the “Pump Punch”.
8.4/10Haven't Seen
Full Blown Eggs
Episode 4 - 10-26-2011
21m
Sketches include a commercial for a restaurant where only certain customers get to eat free, a man consolidates both his businesses due to the recession, and Wheelchair Cat ends up in the hospital.
8.4/10Haven't Seen
Baby Not From Booty
Episode 1 - 10-05-2011
22m
Nick talks about dive bars; 16 (months) & Pregnant parody, Wheel Chair Cat has to defends one of his nine lives in court; an infomercial for a new ab-workout device using natural male self motivation; playing out an old fantasy during a zombie apocalypse; high school student Dijon’s senior project video “Baby Not From Booty”; Nick talks about charity drive themes that might be more popular and how he’s not a morning person; a new product called “International Waters” and online gaming add-on “The Smack Transporter”.
8.2/10Haven't Seen
The Mis-Education of Garry Gaga
Episode 5 - 11-02-2011
22m
Nick talks about sitting next to actress Liv Tyler during a first class flight. Sketches include a man receiving a unique face transplant, a distraught family, and Garry Gaga trying to warm up to the new police captain.
8.2/10Haven't Seen
