It Ain't Half Hot Mum
(1974)Streaming Episode Guide
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Season 8
The Last Roll Call
Episode 7 - 9-03-1981
29m
The men reach England and prepare for demobilisation.
9/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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The Long Road Home
Episode 6 - 8-27-1981
29m
It's time for the men from the Concert Party to start the return journey to Britain. Everyone is supposed to have injections before setting off. The vaccine runs out before Lofty gets his jabs, so he has to stay behind when the others begin their journey. A new batch of vaccine turns up after the others have left, so Lofty is given his injections and, accompanied by the Char Wallah, he sets off to try to catch up with the main evacuation party.
8.1/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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Never the Twain Shall Meet
Episode 5 - 8-20-1981
28m
Now that the war is over, the natives return to their village. They want the men from the Concert Party to move out so that they can return to their homes. Sergeant Major Williams insists on dealing with them in a less than diplomatic fashion.
6.9/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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The Last Warrior
Episode 4 - 8-13-1981
28m
Whilst playing the RMS Lollipop, The Concert Party hear that Japan has surrendred on the S.S. Mersury and the Second World War is over. One single Japanese soldier has not heard the news that Japan has surrendered.
7.4/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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Aquastars
Episode 3 - 8-06-1981
29m
A show on the river does not go the way it was planned.
7.7/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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Money Talks
Episode 2 - 7-30-1981
29m
When Gunner Graham stands to inherit some money, everybody wants to give him financial advice.
7.2/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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Gloria's Finest Hour
Episode 1 - 7-23-1981
30m
A head injury changes Beaumont's personality, turning him into a fighting machine.
8.4/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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Season 7
Star Commandos
Episode 6 - 11-21-1980
29m
The Concert Party travels to the front.
7.9/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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Class of 1945
Episode 5 - 11-14-1980
30m
In an effort to free themselves from the Sergeant Major, the men suggest that he apply for a commission.
7.6/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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The Great Broadcast
Episode 4 - 11-07-1980
28m
The men get a chance to perform on Forces Radio.
7.5/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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Dog in the Manger
Episode 3 - 10-31-1980
29m
Captain Ashwood falls victim to unwanted attention from a female officer.
8/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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The Guinea Pigs
Episode 2 - 10-24-1980
28m
The Concert Party are roped into testing a new anti-malaria drug.
7.7/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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That's Entertainment?
Episode 1 - 10-17-1980
28m
The Sgt Major makes a decision guaranteed to cause uproar when he picks a Scottish audience to watch a special English performance.
7.3/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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Season 6
Caught Short
Episode 7 - 11-27-1978
29m
With money missing from the petty cash, it falls on Captain Ashwood to solve the crime.
7.5/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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Holidays at Home
Episode 6 - 11-20-1978
29m
Colonel Reynolds and Captain Ashwood are away, leaving the Sergeant Major to put the concert party on a torturous thirsty jungle-survival course, and he puts them on a charge when writing a complaining note. Later, Lofty dreams about the HMS Bounty in Amsterdam and Hague in Holland.
7.3/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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Lead, Kindly Light
Episode 5 - 11-20-1978
29m
To ensure the very existence of the Concert Party the artists have to impress the area commander.
7.6/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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The Dhobi Wallahs
Episode 4 - 11-13-1978
29m
Trapped behind enemy lines, the members of the concert party have to disguise themselves as dhobi wallahs.
7.3/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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The Big Payroll Snatch
Episode 3 - 11-06-1978
29m
When the men from the concert party are guarding the Army payroll, a local bandit leader tries to lure the Sergeant Major away from the camp.
6.9/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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The Big League
Episode 2 - 10-30-1978
30m
After a drunken incident, the men try to make up with the local population by organising a football match.
7/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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The Stars Look Down
Episode 1 - 10-23-1978
29m
6.4/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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Season 5
The Eternal Quadrangle
Episode 6 - 11-29-1977
30m
Gunner Parkins has fallen in love with a pretty Burmese girl from the local village – the same girl that Captain Ashwood and Sergeant Major Williams have been visiting. Then, Gunner Sugden has something to say...
7.2/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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The Superstar
Episode 5 - 11-22-1977
28m
The Concert Party members are made to feel redundant when a talented new arrival steals the limelight.
7.2/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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Puddings From Heaven
Episode 4 - 11-15-1977
29m
When the men discover a way to get food dropped illegally, they get into trouble. The food (puddings) were meant for some senior officers.
7.2/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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The Pay-Off
Episode 3 - 11-08-1977
29m
The men of the Royal Artillery Concert Party put on a show for Burmese bandits.
7/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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Bridge Over the River Hipong
Episode 2 - 11-01-1977
29m
While they are still having trouble adapting to the jungle, the members of the concert party get the task of building a bridge.
7.2/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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Front Line Entertainers
Episode 1 - 10-25-1977
30m
When the men get sent up the jungle, they find that some Australian soldiers have not vacated their camp, as was ordered.
7.2/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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Season 4
Twenty-One Today
Episode 8 - 12-21-1976
30m
Gunner Parkins turns twenty-one. Sergeant Major Williams wants to give him a present.
7.5/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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We Are Not Amused
Episode 7 - 12-14-1976
29m
A pageant, written by Captain Ashwood, might offend the Indian assistant to the District Officer.
6.8/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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Flight to Jawani
Episode 6 - 12-07-1976
29m
Men from a remote RAF base get too excited when the concert party puts on a show.
6.9/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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Lofty's Little Friend
Episode 5 - 11-30-1976
29m
An elephant follows Lofty to the camp.
7.7/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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Ticket to Blighty
Episode 4 - 11-23-1976
30m
Bombardier Beaumont tries different ways to get sent home.
7.7/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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A Fate Worse Than Death
Episode 3 - 11-16-1976
29m
The members of the concert party try to find the kidnapped Mrs Waddilove-Evans.
7/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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Kidnapped in the Khyber
Episode 2 - 11-09-1976
29m
When it becomes difficult for Colonel Reynolds to hide his affair with Mrs Waddilove-Evans, he decides it's best to accompany the concert party to a show on the North-West Frontier.
7.8/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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Monsoon Madness
Episode 1 - 11-02-1976
29m
When the Sergeant-Major makes the Concert party perform fatigues to be ready for the arrival of the monsoon, Lofty goes mad and vows to kill the Sergeant-Major.
7.6/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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Season 3
Don't Take the Micky
Episode 6 - 2-06-1976
29m
Sergeant Major Williams tries to break up the concert party by promoting Gunner Graham.
8/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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Pale Hands I Love
Episode 5 - 1-30-1976
29m
The sergeant major falls in love and gets into trouble with the Tongs.
7.8/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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The Grand Illusion
Episode 4 - 1-23-1976
29m
Sergeant Major Williams finds that bragging about his troops can get him into trouble.
7.2/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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Bang Goes the Maharajah
Episode 3 - 1-16-1976
29m
The concert party try to stop the attempts on the life of the Maharajah of Bharatpur.
7.8/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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Mind My Maharajah
Episode 2 - 1-09-1976
29m
The concert party is sent to the palace of the Maharajah of Bharatpur to protect him.
8/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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The Supremo Show
Episode 1 - 1-02-1976
27m
While the officers are out of the way in hospital, Williams takes the opportunity to post the concert party up the jungle but is forced to bring them back to stage a special performance.
7.4/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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Season 2
The Night of the Thugs
Episode 8 - 2-20-1975
30m
The concert party take refuge from a rainstorm in a ruined temple and fall victim to a fanatical native sect.
8.1/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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Has Anyone Seen My Cobra?
Episode 7 - 2-13-1975
30m
A snake-charmer's cobra goes missing and is found in the Sergeant Major's quarters.
7.7/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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Forbidden Fruits
Episode 6 - 2-06-1975
29m
When the army runs out of "that stuff they put in our tea" the men cannot stop thinking about women. Colonel Reynolds tries to see Mrs Waddilove-Evans when her husband is not home.
7.8/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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The Curse of the Sadhu
Episode 5 - 1-30-1975
29m
Sergeant Williams tempts the wrath of the gods by ejecting a revered holy man from the parade ground.
7.4/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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Cabaret Time
Episode 4 - 1-23-1975
29m
A performance in the Kama Sutra Club gets the concert party and the Battery Sergeant Major into trouble.
7.6/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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The Natives are Revolting
Episode 3 - 1-16-1975
30m
The Sergeant Major is determined to find out who replaced the camp's Union Jack with an Indian flag.
7.7/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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Down in the Jungle
Episode 2 - 1-09-1975
29m
The concert party's plane makes a crash landing, and the men realise they could be behind enemy lines.
7.8/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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Showing the Flag
Episode 1 - 1-02-1975
29m
The Sergeant Major tries to train the concert party to lower the flag at sunset.
8.1/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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Season 1
The Inspector Calls
Episode 8 - 2-21-1974
29m
The Sergeant Major wants the men from the Concert Party to do guard duty and drill. The Colonel points out that they all have different uniforms, so they wouldn't look right on guard. The Sergeant Major plans to get the gang to dress up in similar uniforms by persuading them to include a 'military' number in the show. Solly manages to get hold of some uniforms and begins to rehearse 'The Road To Mandalay'. The General pays a visit to inspect the camp. He complains about the fact that the men in the camp all seem to be wearing different uniforms. Then he sees the Sergeant Major drilling the Concert Party, all dressed in similar uniforms, and insists on inspecting them.
8/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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The Road to Bannu
Episode 7 - 2-14-1974
30m
The Concert Party are on their way to put on a show for the troops at Bannu, on the Northwest Frontier. After a long, hot train journey, they set off by road on the last leg of the journey. The truck breaks down and the men are stranded. They find themselves surrounded by hostile tribesmen. Solly has to pose as Bing Crosby and put on a show for the tribesmen in order to pacify them. When Gloria appears as Dorothy Lamour, the leader of the tribesmen wants to buy 'her'.
7.9/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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It's a Wise Child
Episode 6 - 2-07-1974
25m
Attempts are made to find out whether or not RSM Williams really IS Parky's father
7.7/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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The Jungle Patrol
Episode 5 - 1-31-1974
29m
Sergeant Major Williams talks the Colonel into letting him take the men from the Concert Party on a jungle survival course. The Sergeant Major thinks everyone is going without food and water, but Solly has arranged for Rangi Ram and the Char Wallah to follow behind with hot tea and food. While the Sergeant Major suffers from hunger and thirst, the men from the Concert Party keep sneaking off to eat and drink.
8/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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A Star is Born
Episode 4 - 1-24-1974
25m
Gunner Parkin is "removed" from the concert party. The Sergeant Major plots to have the rest of the gang sent "up the jungle".
7.2/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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The Mutiny of the Punka Wallahs
Episode 3 - 1-17-1974
30m
It's decided that all of the Punkah Wallahs in the camp should be replaced with electric fans. When the Punkah Wallahs hear about this, they all go on strike. The local electricity workers walk out in sympathy, so the camp is suddenly without power. Then the workers at the telephone exchange go on strike. Gunner Solomons comes up with a plan to settle the dispute and reinstate the Punkah Wallahs
7.5/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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My Lovely Boy
Episode 2 - 1-10-1974
29m
Rangi Ram notices that Gunner Parkins and the Sergeant Major both have a photograph of the same woman next to their beds. It's Parky's mother and the only woman the Sergeant Major ever loved. Rangi tells the Sergeant Major, who jumps to the conclusion that Parky is his son. Gunner Parkins is about to be posted 'up the jungle'. Williams tries to think of a way of preventing this from happening. He decides to arrange for Parky to become a member of the Concert Party, as a ventriloquist. News of the German surrender and the end of the war in Europe reaches the camp.
7.4/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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Meet the Gang
Episode 1 - 1-03-1974
30m
Gunner Solomons is trying to run a Concert Party rehearsal and he's finding it difficult without Gunner Graham, the pianist, who's been put on jankers by Sergeant Major Williams. The Sergeant Major is determined that Graham will spend his time painting stones white rather than playing the piano for a 'bunch of puffs'. Solly decides to appeal to a higher authority, so he sends the Bearer off to deliver a note to the Colonel. As a result, Graham is excused jankers and allowed to join the rest of the Concert Party in rehearsal. That evening, the Concert Party performance is interrupted when a large mob of locals stage an anti-British protest outside the camp gates. The Sergeant Major finds himself 'annointed' with the dung of a sacred animal - all over his best tunic.
7.8/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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The Last Roll Call
Episode 7 - 9-03-1981
29m
The men reach England and prepare for demobilisation.
9/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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Gloria's Finest Hour
Episode 1 - 7-23-1981
30m
A head injury changes Beaumont's personality, turning him into a fighting machine.
8.4/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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Showing the Flag
Episode 1 - 1-02-1975
29m
The Sergeant Major tries to train the concert party to lower the flag at sunset.
8.1/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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The Night of the Thugs
Episode 8 - 2-20-1975
30m
The concert party take refuge from a rainstorm in a ruined temple and fall victim to a fanatical native sect.
8.1/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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The Long Road Home
Episode 6 - 8-27-1981
29m
It's time for the men from the Concert Party to start the return journey to Britain. Everyone is supposed to have injections before setting off. The vaccine runs out before Lofty gets his jabs, so he has to stay behind when the others begin their journey. A new batch of vaccine turns up after the others have left, so Lofty is given his injections and, accompanied by the Char Wallah, he sets off to try to catch up with the main evacuation party.
8.1/10There are no streaming sources for this episode in your country. Sources available in: Great Britain
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