Incognito Cinema Warriors XP
(2008)Streaming Episode Guide
Season 2
In Danger Out of Doors & Linda's Film on Menstruation/Bad Guys Wear #000000
Episode 5 - 5-08-2017
The Short - Safety: In Danger Out of Doors
This kitschy exploration into child safety is just as awkward as its title. Hop on a whirlwind journey with "Safety Woman", just an ordinary crossing guard until aliens imbue her with a magic ring. No, not those aliens or that magic ring. Now it's her duty to teach accident prone youngsters to be less stupid. At least's she's not as lame as Aquaman.
The Other Short - Linda's Film on Menstruation
Starring Jonathan Banks of Breaking Bad fame in his first appearance, this uncomfortable short has it all - self-loathing male hippies, mustachioed creepers in dark sunglasses a little too versed in women's "cycles", upsetting cartoons and a conversation bomb to end all conversation bombs. The last short film of Season 2 won't be one you'll soon forget.
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The Haunted Mouth & the Power to Serve/Fahrenheit Cine-A-Sorrow
Episode 4 - 6-01-2013
The Short - The Haunted Mouth
Caesar Romero IS that yuckie taste in your mouth! Made possible by a grant from the Colegate-Palmolive Company, this upsetting short hurls a cornucopia of tooth-rotting goodies at the screen as the Spirit of Plaque mercilessly taunts your poor oral hygiene.
The Other Short - The Power to Serve
The Cleveland Electric Illuminating Co. tries to convince you Cleveland is "the best location in the nation". How do they do this? By bombarding you with a tour de force outlining the fascinating services their power company provides. Cleveland... rocks...?
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The Great American Chocolate Factory / The Gear is Family
Episode 3 - 1-01-2012
The Short - The Great American Chocolate Factory
A whimsical tale of a poor boy who wins the opportunity to tour the most eccentric and wonderful candy factory of all! ...sure would be nice. Instead, Rick & The 'Bots mock their way through a chocolate propaganda piece that explains how "chocolate is made to be eaten". Glad to finally have that sorted out. Sit back and enjoy the forced laughter of child actors and a riveting tour of Heresy, Pennsylvania that will leave you a devote fan of all things vanilla.
ICWXP - The Gear is Family
Rick's search for answers about the Zompocalypse and the current state of the world leads him to the Internet. However, Birkin and the 'bots make it difficult to concentrate with rants about Michael Bay's disrespectful reboot of the Ninja Turtles, the hypocrisy of SOPA & PIPA, and Facebook creeping.
Meanwhile, things continue to grow crowded at Cine-A-Sorrow Theater, as Flux repairs the brave little Spy-Bot that came to Rick's rescue.
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Soapy the Germ Fighter / Where's Your Big Bad Apocalypse Now?
Episode 2 - 8-01-2011
The Short - Soapy the Germ Fighter
The short film everyone is talking about... but no one is giving away its secrets. Billy Martin is one of the "cleanest" and "happiest" boys in town. How he got that way is a dark, urban fairytale about a grown man in a soap costume visiting a young boy. On the other side of bubble baths, compulsive hand washing and a tangent about meat inspection, lies a terrifying horror story.
ICWXP - Where's Your Big Bad Apocalypse Now?
Unpleased with the prospect of yet another robotic roommate, Rick whips together an unlikely weapon and once again marches outside the theater to face the undead horde. What he discovers might bore you. Johnny & Topsy get Flux caught up on pop culture fails since his abandonment in the 80's.
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Victory Gardens / Wake Me Up Before You Decompose
Episode 1 - 4-01-2011
The Short - Victory Gardens
Jane & Dick Holder (what are you snickering at?) are two average children. At least, that's what the Germans would have us believe. Turns out, there's no fun at all to be had with Dick & Jane. The two of them are forced to toil the fields on their family's WWII-era Victory Garden. That'll show those Nazi Bastards.
ICWXP - Wake Me Up Before You Decompose
It's been five long years of bad movies since Commander Rick Wolf first arrived at Cine-A-Sorrow Theater, but as far as he remembers, it's only been five days. After Topsy & Cylon launch a rescue to free him from his imprisonment below the theater, Rick awakens to discover his "FML" situation has gone from bad, to bad bad bad.
Squee at the new Sci-Fi-Horror Comedy laughs as the world of ICWXP opens up wide in this, the first in a new series of story-driven episodes.
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Season 1
Werewolf in a Girls' Dormitory
Episode 4 - 5-01-2010
The Short - Ghost Rider
Nicholas Cage not included. This early 80's short features the spirit of a girl that burned in a bus wreck who has nothing better to do than harass unpopular kids about the perils of school bus evacuation.
The Film - Werewolf in a Girls' Dormitory
When dreamy and mysterious Dr. Julian Olcott arrives to teach at a sparse girls’ school, (where many of the girls are moonlighting as hookers) mangled bodies start piling up. But nevermind that, there‘s snooping to be done! Watch the cast of this Italian horror who-done-it as they stop at nothing to talk about the dire werewolf situation. No murderous beast is safe from being thoroughly ignored by cul-de-sac subplots and filibuster dialogue.
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Bloody Pit of Horror
Episode 3 - 12-01-2008
The Short – The Talking Car
Preceeding the film is a bone-chilling short about a young boy who faces off with grumpy, demonic cars hell-bent on teaching him the rules of pedestrian safety (and giving him every complex in the book).
The Film – Bloody Pit of Horror
Mr. Universe of 1955, Mickey Hargitay (Lady Frankenstein) plays reclusive ex-actor Travis Anderson, who enjoys wearing effeminate bathrobes and brooding in his cozy castle. Along with his two live-in henchmen, he lives a life of complete and utter solitude! However, that all changes when a group of smarmy smut photographers and their fussy model girlfriends storm his lair, and it means one thing – wacky trouble!
Watch Travis’ noble crusade against the sinful pornographers, aided by the lovable spirit of skin-tight leotard-wearing murderer, The Crimson Executioner! Your jock area will be positively aching with sympathy pains!
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Lady Frankenstein
Episode 2 - 10-01-2008
The Film - Lady Frankenstein
Italy’s take on the classic Frankenstein tale is the smuttiest one to date! After the Doc’s phallic-headed monster bear hugs him to death, his foxy daughter Tonya decides to use his lab as a boyfriend factory! It’s a steamy love story for the handicapped, as Tonya seduces not only her father’s crippled lab assistant, but their mentally challenged stableboy! The star power consists of Joseph Cotton of Soylent Green fame.
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Bride of the Gorilla
Episode 1 - 9-01-2008
The Film - Bride of the Gorilla
When an oversexed plantation foreman murders his boss (and husband to his girlfriend), a pruned gypsy summons "The Jungle's Curse" on the royal asshat. This turns him into the first ever "were-gorilla"... sort of. It's really not too clear.
Thrill as things are said! Sit in awe as papers are signed! Exotic excitement awaits as old ladies' rooms are searched! Somewhere in there, you might see a guy in a really lame gorilla costume if you look real hard, too.
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