| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Adam Schroeder | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Alan D'Angerio | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Hair Designer |
Amy Sayres | Crew | Directing | First Assistant Director |
 Barry Peterson | Crew | Camera | Director of Photography |
 Ben Stiller | Crew | Directing | Director, Characters, Screenplay, Producer |
Bill Meadows | Crew | Sound | Sound Recordist |
Blythe Cappello | Crew | Production | Casting Associate |
Bob Baron | Crew | Sound | ADR Mixer |
 Brad Martin | Crew | Crew | Stunt Coordinator |
Carole Cowley | Crew | Visual Effects | Visual Effects Producer |
Catherine Childers | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Hairstylist |
 Celia D. Costas | Crew | Production | Co-Producer, Unit Production Manager |
 Clayton J. Barber | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
Clyde W. Smith | Crew | Camera | Additional Photography |
 Dan Kneece | Crew | Camera | Steadicam Operator |
Danny Michael | Crew | Sound | Production Sound Mixer |
 David Arnold | Crew | Sound | Original Music Composer |
David C. Robinson | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Costume Design |
 David Kirschner | Crew | Sound | Sound Mixer |
David Norris | Crew | Camera | Helicopter Camera |
Dennis McNeill | Crew | Editing | Color Timer |
 Donald John Hewitt | Crew | Crew | Stunt Double |
Don Lee | Crew | Visual Effects | Digital Compositors |
Drake Sather | Crew | Writing | Characters, Screenplay |
Eva Z. Cabrera | Crew | Directing | Script Supervisor |
Fortunato Frattasio | Crew | Crew | Sequence Supervisor |
Frank L. Fleming | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Assistant Costume Designer |
 Frank Smathers | Crew | Sound | Dialogue Editor |
 François Duhamel | Crew | Camera | Still Photographer |
Fred Merusi | Crew | Art | Construction Coordinator |
 George Drakoulias | Crew | Sound | Music Supervisor |
Greg Hayden | Crew | Editing | Editor |
Hilda Hodges | Crew | Sound | Foley Artist |
Jay Fortune | Crew | Lighting | Chief Lighting Technician |
Jeanne McCarthy | Crew | Production | Casting |
 Jerry Jaffe | Crew | Production | Location Manager |
Joanna Brett | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Costume Supervisor |
 Joel Gallen | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Joel Holland | Crew | Crew | Video Assist Operator |
Joel Shryack | Crew | Sound | ADR Editor |
 John Davis | Crew | Art | Storyboard Artist |
 John Hamburg | Crew | Writing | Screenplay |
Jonathan Karp | Crew | Sound | Music Editor |
Juel Bestrop | Crew | Production | Casting |
Kate Biscoe | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Makeup Artist |
Kathleen Chopin | Crew | Production | Casting |
Kent Blocher | Crew | Editing | Assistant Editor |
 Kyle Cooper | Crew | Art | Title Designer |
Kyung W. Chang | Crew | Art | Assistant Art Director |
Lauren Zalaznick | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Matthew Spiegel | Crew | Production | Assistant Production Coordinator |
 Melinda Sue Gordon | Crew | Camera | Still Photographer |
Melody Bishop | Crew | Art | Art Department Coordinator |
Monica Levinson | Crew | Production | Associate Producer |
Naomi Donne | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Makeup Designer |
Nicholas Dodd | Crew | Sound | Orchestrator, Conductor |
Patrick Capone | Crew | Camera | Camera Operator |
Peter C. Clarke | Crew | Art | Property Master |
Randall Poster | Crew | Sound | Music Supervisor |
Randy Kerber | Crew | Crew | Additional Music |
Richard Boris | Crew | Art | Greensman |
Richard Hebrank | Crew | Art | Construction Grip |
Robert Anderson | Crew | Lighting | Rigging Grip |
Robert Grieve | Crew | Sound | Supervising Sound Editor |
Robin Standefer | Crew | Art | Production Design |
 Scott Rudin | Crew | Production | Producer |
Stephen Alesch | Crew | Art | Art Direction |
 Stuart Cornfeld | Crew | Production | Producer |
Sylvia Fay | Crew | Production | Extras Casting |
Thom 'Coach' Ehle | Crew | Sound | Dolby Consultant |
Walter Garcia | Crew | Visual Effects | Visual Effects Coordinator |
Yann Delpuech | Crew | Sound | Sound Editor |
 Dennis Widmyer | Crew | Production | Art Department Production Assistant |
Monica Ruiz-Ziegler | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Costume Coordinator |
John C. Hartigan | Crew | Crew | Special Effects Coordinator |
David D. Johnson | Crew | Visual Effects | Visual Effects Supervisor |
LeJon Stewart | Crew | Crew | Stand In |
Gerard Sava | Crew | Camera | Additional Camera |
Eric Myers | Crew | Crew | Unit Publicist |
Shawn Kennelly | Crew | Sound | Foley Mixer |
Mitchell Andrew Lillian | Crew | Camera | First Company Grip |
Mitch Goldstrom | Crew | Crew | Systems Administrators & Support |
Wayne Petrucelli | Crew | Crew | Security Coordinator |
Ron Alexus | Crew | Lighting | Assistant Chief Lighting Technician |
Lizz Grant | Crew | Production | Production Coordinator |
Donna Hamilton | Crew | Art | Set Decoration |
Guy Efrat | Crew | Art | Location Scout |
Aric Lasher | Crew | Art | Set Designer |
Sam DiMaggio | Crew | Camera | First Assistant Camera |
Joseph La Corte | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Set Costumer |
Wayne Brackett | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Set Dressing Artist |
Jessica Marshall | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Wigmaker |
Scott Gertsen | Crew | Crew | Carpenter |
Joey McKneely | Crew | Crew | Choreographer |
Kendra Levenberg | Crew | Crew | Craft Service |
Caesar S. Carnevale | Crew | Crew | Loader, Camera Loader |
Jim Dolson | Crew | Crew | Scenic Artist |
Maureen Beitler | Crew | Crew | Set Medic |
Guy Merrick | Crew | Crew | Transportation Co-Captain |
Michael Merrick | Crew | Crew | Transportation Coordinator |
Kelly Connors | Crew | Lighting | Electrician |
Maggie Kusik | Crew | Production | Production Accountant |
Perry Dodgson | Crew | Sound | Boom Operator |
Dan Blazi | Crew | Sound | First Assistant Sound Editor |
Harold Burke | Crew | Sound | Foley |
Christopher Emerson | Crew | Sound | Sound Effects Editor |
Lawrence Carroll | Crew | Visual Effects | Visual Effects Compositor |
Mary Nelson-Duerrstein | Crew | Editing | Negative Cutter |
Jose Cabrera | Crew | Production | Production Secretary |
Michelle Dunton | Crew | Production | Script Researcher |
Jeffrey Caruso | Crew | Visual Effects | Visual Effects Production Assistant |
Nadia Lubbe Simon | Crew | Production | Casting Assistant |
Sandi Figueroa | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Costumer |
Joseph Garzero | Crew | Crew | Charge Scenic Artist |
Barry Williams | Crew | Crew | Visual Effects Editor |
Edith Hagigi | Crew | Production | Executive Assistant |
Adeline Colangelo | Crew | Production | Production Assistant |
Chris Ann Pappas | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Costume Assistant |
Maggie Murphy | Crew | Directing | Second Assistant Director |
Bradley Morris | Crew | Directing | Second Second Assistant Director |
Russ J. Griffon | Crew | Art | Assistant Property Master |
Amanda Hudson | Crew | Camera | Second Assistant Camera |
Alexander Griffiths | Crew | Camera | Second Company Grip |
Linda 'Sam' Glynn | Crew | Production | Assistant Location Manager |
Dennis Widmyer | Crew | Production | Art Department Production Assistant |
Edward E. Giddens | Crew | Production | Assistant Accountant |
Rick Tropasso | Crew | Production | First Assistant Accountant |
Roy Bennett | Crew | Lighting | Lighting Design |
 Joanne Lamstein | Crew | Crew | Stunt Double |
Narges Takesh | Crew | Writing | Story Editor |
Paul Candrilli | Crew | Camera | Dolly Grip |
Karen Dahl | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Makeup Artist |
 Alexa Nikolas | Cast | Actress | Story Hour Girl |
 Alexander Skarsgård | Cast | Actor | Meekus |
Alexandre Manning | Cast | Actor | Brint |
 Amy Stiller | Cast | Actress | Hansel's Posse |
 Andrew Wilson | Cast | Actor | Hansel's Corner Guy |
 Andy Dick | Cast | Actor | Olga the Masseuse |
 Anne Meara | Cast | Actress | Protestor (uncredited) |
Ben Stiller | Cast | Actor | Derek Zoolander |
 Billy Zane | Cast | Actor | Billy Zane (uncredited) |
 Carmen Kass | Cast | Actress | Carmen Kass |
 Christian Slater | Cast | Actor | Christian Slater |
 Christine Taylor | Cast | Actress | Matilda Jeffries |
 Claudia Schiffer | Cast | Actress | Claudia Schiffer |
 Cuba Gooding Jr. | Cast | Actor | Cuba Gooding Jr. |
 David Bowie | Cast | Actor | David Bowie |
 David Duchovny | Cast | Actor | J.P. Prewitt |
 David Pressman | Cast | Actor | Maori Tribesman |
Dechen Thurman | Cast | Funky Loft Guest | |
 Donald Trump | Cast | Actor | Donald Trump |
 Endre Hules | Cast | Actor | German Designer |
Eric Winzenreid | Cast | Actor | Rico |
 Ève Salvail | Cast | Actress | Hansel's Posse |
 Fabio | Cast | Actor | Fabio |
 Fred Durst | Cast | Actor | Fred Durst |
 Garry Shandling | Cast | Actor | Garry Shandling |
 Gavin Rossdale | Cast | Actor | Gavin Rossdale (uncredited) |
 Godfrey | Cast | Actor | Janitor Derek |
 Gwen Stefani | Cast | Actress | Gwen Stefani |
 Heidi Klum | Cast | Actress | Heidi Klum |
 Irina Pantaeva | Cast | Actress | Irina |
 James Marsden | Cast | Actor | John Wilkes Booth |
Jennifer Coolidge | Cast | Actress | American Designer |
 Jennifer McComb | Cast | Actress | Mugatu Model |
 Jerry Stahl | Cast | Actor | VH1 Reporter |
 Jerry Stiller | Cast | Actor | Maury Ballstein |
 Johann Urb | Cast | Actor | Mugatu Bodyguard |
 John Vargas | Cast | Actor | Italian Designer |
 Jon Voight | Cast | Actor | Larry Zoolander |
 Judah Friedlander | Cast | Actor | Scrappy Zoolander |
 Justin Theroux | Cast | Actor | Evil DJ |
Kevyn Aucoin | Cast | Derek's Derelicte Make-up Artist | |
 Lance Bass | Cast | Actor | Lance Bass |
 Lenny Kravitz | Cast | Actor | Lenny Kravitz |
 Lil' Kim | Cast | Actress | Lil' Kim |
 Lukas Haas | Cast | Actor | Lukas Haas |
 Luther Creek | Cast | Funky Loft Guest | |
 Mark Ronson | Cast | Actor | Mark Ronson |
 Matt Levin | Cast | Actor | Archie |
 Milla Jovovich | Cast | Actress | Katinka |
Mitch Winston | Cast | Infomercial Director | |
 Natalie Portman | Cast | Actress | Natalie Portman |
 Nathan Lee Graham | Cast | Actor | Todd |
 Nora Dunn | Cast | Actress | British Designer |
 Owen Wilson | Cast | Actor | Hansel |
 Paris Hilton | Cast | Actress | Paris Hilton |
 Patton Oswalt | Cast | Actor | Monkey Photographer |
Randall Slavin | Cast | Actor | JFK Assassin |
Richie Rich | Cast | Actor | Derelicte Doorman |
 Sandra Bernhard | Cast | Actress | Sandra Bernhard |
 Shavo Odadjian | Cast | Actor | Hansel's Posse |
 Stephen Dorff | Cast | Actor | Stephen Dorff |
 Steve Kmetko | Cast | Actor | Steve Kmetko |
Theo Kogan | Cast | Actress | Cool Tattoo Girl |
 Tom Ford | Cast | Actor | Tom Ford |
 Tommy Hilfiger | Cast | Actor | Tommy Hilfiger |
 Tony Kanal | Cast | Actor | French Designer |
 Tyson Beckford | Cast | Actor | Tyson Beckford |
 Veronica Webb | Cast | Actress | Veronica Webb |
 Victoria Beckham | Cast | Actress | Victoria Beckham (uncredited) |
 Vince Vaughn | Cast | Actor | Luke Zoolander (uncredited) |
 Will Ferrell | Cast | Actor | Mugatu |
 Winona Ryder | Cast | Actress | Winona Ryder (uncredited) |
 Amanda Lepore | Cast | Actress | Amanda Lepore (uncredited) |
Vikram Chatwal | Cast | Hansel's Posse | |
 Klara Landrat | Cast | Actress | Model (uncredited) |
Woodrow Asai | Cast | Prime Minister of Malaysia | |
 Asio Highsmith | Cast | Actor | Rufus |
 Frankie Rayder | Cast | Actress | Frankie Rayder |
Kashana | Cast | Hansel's Posse | |
Jonah Luber | Cast | Hansel's Posse | |
Michael McAlpin | Cast | Hansel's Posse | |
Eliot Johnson | Cast | Hansel's Posse | |
Richard Gladys | Cast | Hansel's Posse | |
Ric Pipino | Cast | Derek's Interview Hairstylist | |
Luc Commeret | Cast | Mugatu Bodyguard | |
Herb Lieberz | Cast | Actor | Time Magazine Reader |
Zoya | Cast | Night Club Door Person | |
Colin McNish | Cast | Night Club Security | |
Darren Copeland | Cast | Night Club Security | |
Richard Stanley | Cast | Night Club Bouncer / Biff | |
Shabazz Richardson | Cast | Night Club Bouncer / Maurice | |
 Rohan Quine | Cast | Actor | Night Club Bouncer |
Svetlana | Cast | Billy Zane's Date | |
Charles Brame | Cast | Abraham Lincoln | |
Rudy Segura | Cast | JFK Assassin | |
Stan Chu | Cast | Sherpa | |
Kum Ming Ho | Cast | Climber | |
Lam Bor | Cast | Dalai Lama Guy | |
Kenny Max | Cast | Funky Loft Guest | |
Kina | Cast | Ennui | |
Taj Crown | Cast | Janitor Hansel | |
King | Cast | Derelicte Bouncer | |
Frederic Fekkai | Cast | Derek's Derelicte Hairstylist | |
Boris Kachscovsky | Cast | Zoolander Center Student | |
Mason Webb | Cast | Derek Jr. | |
 Paulo Pascoal | Cast | Actor | Model (uncredited) |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
