| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Alan D'Angerio | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Hairstylist |
 Ben Stiller | Crew | Writing | Writer, Director, Producer, Characters |
Bernadette Mazur | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Makeup Artist |
Bobby Johanson | Crew | Sound | ADR Mixer |
 Chris Cenatiempo | Crew | Crew | Stunt Driver |
 Clayton Townsend | Crew | Production | Producer, Unit Production Manager |
Coll Anderson | Crew | Sound | Sound Designer |
 Craig Henighan | Crew | Sound | Supervising Sound Editor, Sound Re-Recording Mixer, Sound Designer |
 Dan Mindel | Crew | Camera | Director of Photography |
Dan DiPrima | Crew | Sound | Supervising Music Editor |
David H. Venghaus Jr. | Crew | Directing | First Assistant Director |
Deborah Wallach | Crew | Sound | ADR Supervisor |
Drake Sather | Crew | Writing | Characters |
Ferdinando Merolla | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Key Hair Stylist |
 Franco Maria Salamon | Crew | Crew | Stunt Coordinator |
 Gaëlle Cohen | Crew | Crew | Stunt Double |
 George Drakoulias | Crew | Sound | Music Supervisor |
Greg Hayden | Crew | Editing | Editor |
Heidi Falconer | Crew | Crew | Unit Publicist |
Igor Nikolic | Crew | Sound | First Assistant Sound Editor |
Jeff Mann | Crew | Production | Producer, Production Design |
 John Hamburg | Crew | Writing | Writer |
 Justin Theroux | Crew | Writing | Writer |
Kim Berner | Crew | Directing | Script Supervisor |
Leesa Evans | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Costume Design |
Lois Yaroshefsky | Crew | Crew | Studio Teacher |
Marco Valerio Pugini | Crew | Production | Line Producer |
 Maurizio Argentieri | Crew | Sound | Sound Mixer |
Maurizio Silvi | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Makeup Designer |
 Nicholas Stoller | Crew | Writing | Writer |
Philippe Carr-Forster | Crew | Camera | Camera Operator |
 Scott Rudin | Crew | Production | Producer |
Steve Baine | Crew | Sound | Foley Artist |
 Stuart Cornfeld | Crew | Production | Producer |
 Theodore Shapiro | Crew | Sound | Original Music Composer |
 Tim Monich | Crew | Crew | Dialect Coach |
Tom Reta | Crew | Art | Supervising Art Director |
Wilson Webb | Crew | Camera | Still Photographer |
 Anna Maria Zamperla | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
Cristina Sopeña | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Costume Supervisor |
Edoardo Petti | Crew | Directing | Second Assistant Director |
Marco Perna | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Key Hair Stylist |
Matteo Silvi | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Key Makeup Artist |
Saverio Sammali | Crew | Art | Art Direction |
Federico Ciommo | Crew | Art | Property Master |
Michael Rivera | Crew | Sound | ADR Recordist |
 Skip Lievsay | Crew | Sound | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
Greg Fitzpatrick | Crew | Crew | Stunt Coordinator |
 Federico Costantini | Crew | Art | Concept Artist |
Rossella Gregorio | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Makeup Artist |
Mike Rosenstein | Crew | Production | Associate Producer |
Armando Savoia | Crew | Art | Art Direction |
Francesco Scazzosi | Crew | Camera | Digital Imaging Technician |
Max Wood | Crew | Visual Effects | Visual Effects Supervisor |
Peter Persaud | Crew | Sound | Foley Recordist |
Sarah Rae Davidson | Crew | Production | Associate Producer |
John Hudson | Crew | Production | Associate Producer |
Lucy Eyre | Crew | Art | Set Decoration |
 Marie Fink | Crew | Crew | Stunt Double |
Cristina Onori | Crew | Art | Supervising Art Director |
Renannah Weinstein | Crew | Editing | Associate Editor |
Matteo Leurini | Crew | Production | Production Assistant |
Pablo Iglesias | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Makeup Artist |
 Alexander Skarsgård | Cast | Actor | Adam |
 Amy Stiller | Cast | Actress | Mom Tourist |
 Andy Dick | Cast | Actor | Don Atari's Posse |
 Antony Hagopian | Cast | British Newscaster (uncredited) | |
Ben Stiller | Cast | Actor | Derek Zoolander |
 Billy Zane | Cast | Actor | Billy Zane |
 Christiane Amanpour | Cast | Actress | Christiane Amanpour |
 Christina Hendricks | Cast | Actress | Seductress |
 Christine Taylor | Cast | Actress | Matilda Jeffries |
 Don Lemon | Cast | Actor | Don Lemon |
 Doris McCarthy | Cast | Actress | Fashion Editor (uncredited) |
 Fred Armisen | Cast | Actor | VIP |
 Hal Yamanouchi | Cast | Actor | Wise Village Man |
 Jane Pauley | Cast | Actress | Jane Pauley |
 Jerry Stiller | Cast | Actor | Maury Ballstein |
 John Malkovich | Cast | Actor | Chazz Spencer |
Justin Theroux | Cast | Actor | Evil DJ |
 Kate Moss | Cast | Actress | Kate Moss |
 Katie Couric | Cast | Actress | Katie Couric |
Kiefer Sutherland | Cast | Actor | Kiefer Sutherland |
 Lenny Kravitz | Cast | Actor | Lenny Kravitz (uncredited) |
 Lucia Guzzardi | Cast | Actress | Babushka |
 Macaulay Culkin | Cast | Actor | Macaulay Culkin |
 Matt Lauer | Cast | Actor | Matt Lauer |
 Milla Jovovich | Cast | Actress | Katinka |
Mitch Winston | Cast | Police Officer | |
 Naomi Campbell | Cast | Actress | Naomi Campbell |
 Nathan Lee Graham | Cast | Actor | Todd |
 Niccolò Senni | Cast | Actor | Paparazzo |
 Owen Wilson | Cast | Actor | Hansel |
 Penélope Cruz | Cast | Actress | Valentina Valencia |
 Romuald Kłos | Cast | Actor | Priest at Shop Window |
 Soledad O'Brien | Cast | Actress | Soledad O'Brien |
 Sting | Cast | Actor | Sting |
 Susan Sarandon | Cast | Actress | Susan Sarandon (uncredited) |
 Tommy Hilfiger | Cast | Actor | Tommy Hilfiger |
 Trudie Styler | Cast | Actress | 'Old and Lame' Show Attendee |
 Will Ferrell | Cast | Actor | Jacobim Mugatu |
 Willie Nelson | Cast | Actor | Willie Nelson |
 Ólafur Darri Ólafsson | Cast | Actor | Hasidic Man |
 Ana Beatriz Barros | Cast | Actress | 'Old and Lame' Show Attendee |
 Anna Wintour | Cast | Actress | Anna Wintour |
 Antonio Te Maioha | Cast | Actor | Maori Warrior |
 Benedict Cumberbatch | Cast | Actor | All |
 Demi Lovato | Cast | Demi Lovato (uncredited) | |
 Joe Scarborough | Cast | Actor | Joe Scarborough |
 Johnny Weir | Cast | Actor | Warden |
 Jon Daly | Cast | Actor | Agent Filippo |
 Kristen Wiig | Cast | Actress | Alexanya Atoz |
 Miley Cyrus | Cast | Actress | Miley Cyrus |
 Natalie Morales | Cast | Actress | Natalie Morales |
 Neil deGrasse Tyson | Cast | Actor | Neil deGrasse Tyson |
 Olivia Munn | Cast | Actress | 'Old and Lame' Show Attendee |
 Beck Bennett | Cast | Actor | Geoff Mille (uncredited) |
Diane Pernet | Cast | Actress | 'Old and Lame' Show Attendee |
Eugenia Tempesta | Cast | Actress | Hipster Salesperson (uncredited) |
 Joe Jonas | Cast | Actor | 'Old and Lame' Show Attendee |
 Katy Perry | Cast | Actress | Katy Perry |
 Kristen Fick | Cast | Actress | Model (uncredited) |
Leila Yavari | Cast | Actress | 'Old and Lame' Show Attendee |
 Lewis Hamilton | Cast | Actor | 'Old and Lame' Show Attendee |
 Marc Jacobs | Cast | Actor | Marc Jacobs |
 Mika | Cast | Actor | Mika |
 Moshe Kasher | Cast | Actor | Chimney Sweep |
 Nazanin Boniadi | Cast | Actress | 'Old and Lame' Show Attendee |
Yuki Tsuji | Cast | Don Atari's Posse | |
 Alan Cappelli Goetz | Cast | Actor | Gondolier (uncredited) |
 Alexander Wang | Cast | Actor | Alexander Wang |
 Ariana Grande | Cast | Actress | Latex BDSM |
Franca Sozzani | Cast | 'Old and Lame' Show Attendee | |
 Justin Bieber | Cast | Actor | Justin Bieber |
 Karlie Kloss | Cast | Actress | Eve |
 Kyle Mooney | Cast | Actor | Don Atari |
Mamy Camara | Cast | Nubian Princess | |
 Susan Boyle | Cast | Actress | Susan Boyle |
Taigen Kawabe | Cast | Don Atari's Posse | |
 A$AP Rocky | Cast | Actor | A$AP Rocky |
Charlotte Townsend | Cast | Actress | Girl Tourist |
Dorry Marie | Cast | Fashion Media (uncredited) | |
 Jourdan Dunn | Cast | Actress | Natalka |
Mădălina Ghenea | Cast | Actress | Hot Shepherdess |
 Pierpaolo Piccioli | Cast | Actor | Paparazzo |
Ray Hounsell | Cast | Waiter (uncredited) | |
 Skrillex | Cast | Actor | 'Old and Lame' Show DJ |
Thiago Macedo | Cast | Alexanya's Bodyguard | |
 Cyrus Arnold | Cast | Actor | Derek Jr. |
Justin McGriff | Cast | Fashion Show Attendee (uncredited) | |
 Aly Mang | Cast | Actress | Fashionista (uncredited) |
Antonio Calalani | Cast | Don Atari's Posse | |
Bha Diop | Cast | Don Atari's Posse | |
Carlijn de Jong | Cast | Actress | Model (uncredited) |
 Caroline Valencia | Cast | Baby Valentina (uncredited) | |
Christine Thollefsen | Cast | Actress | Hot Milkmaid |
Davide Clivio | Cast | Former Male Model Prison Guard | |
Eleonora Carisi | Cast | Actress | 'Old and Lame' Show Attendee |
Elettra Capuano | Cast | Actress | Alexanya's Publicist |
Elga Enardu | Cast | Actress | Sexy Twin |
Fabiano Di Leo | Cast | 4 Year Old Derek Jr. | |
Gionata Curreri | Cast | Fabrizio | |
Giordana Pieri | Cast | Don Atari's Posse | |
Jérôme Jarre | Cast | 'Old and Lame' Show Attendee | |
 Kelly Aaron | Cast | Actress | Fashionista (uncredited) |
Kohhei Matsuda | Cast | Don Atari's Posse | |
Maki Besea | Cast | Alexanya's Bodyguard | |
Martin Saints | Cast | Former Male Model Prison Guard | |
Monchhan Monna | Cast | Don Atari's Posse | |
Olivier Langhendries | Cast | Don Atari's Posse | |
Serena Enardu | Cast | Actress | Sexy Twin |
Sissi Hou | Cast | Actress | Mysterious Snake Woman |
 Skye Stracke | Cast | Actress | Fashion Model (uncredited) |
Woodrow Asai | Cast | Prime Minister of Malaysia (archive footage) | |
Yama | Cast | Actor | Sumo Wrestler |
 Jim Lehrer | Cast | Actor | Jim Lehrer |
 MC Hammer | Cast | Actor | M.C. Hammer |
 Valentino | Cast | Actor | Valentino |
Josh Ostrovsky | Cast | Actor | Gleek |
 Francesca Mills | Cast | Actress | Elfin Huntress |
Orlando Orfeo | Cast | Circus Strong Man | |
Christopher Cagle | Cast | Actor | Fashion Designer |
Clinton Clark | Cast | Fashion Photographer | |
 Davide Campagna | Cast | Tightrope Walker (uncredited) | |
 Matthew Herington | Cast | Dutch Newscaster (uncredited) | |
 Dan Abrams | Cast | Actor | Dan Abrams |
 Alex Wagner | Cast | Actress | Alex Wagner |
 Marko Caka | Cast | Actor | Fashion Media (uncredited) |
Erika Lawson | Cast | Fashion Show Socialite (uncredited) | |
Erin Dahl | Cast | Fashionista (uncredited) | |
 Marisol Correa | Cast | Actress | Fashionista (uncredited) |
 Alexander Schuster | Cast | Actor | Don Atari's Posse |
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