Rhys Frake-Waterfield... what in god's name have you done.

Let me preface this with a note that I am no stranger to horror, terrible horror, and finding enjoyment in what the masses hated.

I went into this knowing this was a godawful movie. I expected at least one of those "i know this b rated horror is ridiculous, terrible and pure shite, but because I know that, it will be hilarious."

oh boy. and there's a sequel?

roll on another godawful series i now have to complete bc thats the way my brain and ocd works.

this is godawful. i mean _god awful_. i mean i couldnt stop yawning, i almost stopped watching entirely and dropped it, and i have promptly told everyone who was going to watch it under the same premises of "this is awful so it should be funny" to just stay cleer of it and watch any of the other 100-300 horror movies coming out this year.

that being said, if this was an animated horror movie, i think this would have been perfect and done brilliantly. but this? dear lord.

what a terrible start to my 2023 year watching.