| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Kent Osborne | Crew | Writing | Writer |
 Todd Rohal | Crew | Directing | Director, Editor |
 Joe Swanberg | Crew | Directing | Director |
 Mel Eslyn | Crew | Production | Producer |
 Nathan M. Miller | Crew | Camera | Director of Photography |
 Pendleton Ward | Crew | Art | Main Title Designer |
Georg Kallert | Crew | Production | Producer |
Peter J. Nieves | Crew | Production | Producer |
 Graham L. Carter | Crew | Editing | Assistant Editor |
Ian Keiser | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Rob Schroeder | Crew | Production | Producer |
 'Weird Al' Yankovic | Cast | Actor | "Weird Al" Yankovic |
 Dustin Guy Defa | Cast | Actor | Ringo Starr from Caveman |
 John DiMaggio | Cast | Actor | John DiMaggio (uncredited) |
 Kat Candler | Cast | Actress | Mexican Jumping Beans (Voice) |
Kent Osborne | Cast | Actor | Kent |
 Linas Phillips | Cast | Actor | Arthur Fonzarelli |
 Robert Longstreet | Cast | Actor | Hotel Clerk |
 Tom Fitzpatrick | Cast | Actor | Patient with Severe Burps |
 Tom Kenny | Cast | Actor | Tom Kenny (uncredited) |
Daniel Schechter | Cast | Bill Cosplay | |
 Jennifer Prediger | Cast | Actress | Jenny |
 Jeremy Shada | Cast | Actor | Jeremy Shada (uncredited) |
Joe Swanberg | Cast | Actor | Joe |
 Kent Kasper | Cast | Actor | Man with a Toupee |
 Lawrence Michael Levine | Cast | Actor | Prison Monster |
Max Nikoff | Cast | Russian Emcee | |
 Steve Little | Cast | Actor | Doctor |
 Tipper Newton | Cast | Actress | Minnie the Housekeeper |
 Adam Muto | Cast | Actor | Adam Muto (uncredited) |
 Sophia Takal | Cast | Actress | Public Domain Superhero |
 Ashly Burch | Cast | Actress | Christine From Housekeeping |
Derek Bevil | Cast | Paramedic | |
Jude Swanberg | Cast | Actor | Jude |
 John Nania | Cast | Actor | Horrific Bike Accident Victim |
Joel Huggins | Cast | Actor | Room Service Attendant |
Rich Sturdevant | Cast | Deli Cashier | |
Evan Mays | Cast | Sensitive Cosplayer | |
Julie Maximova | Cast | Actress | Nude Swimmer |
Fayette Marie | Cast | Nude Swimmer | |
 Lyndsay Hailey | Cast | Actress | Miriam |
 Kate Herman | Cast | Actress | Suzy Zaleta |
 R. Sky Palkowitz | Cast | Actress | I'll Have a Pastrami On Rye |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
