| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Albert Cadabra | Crew | Camera | Grip, Dialogue Editor |
Andrew Deemer | Crew | Crew | Additional Writing |
Andrew Weiner | Crew | Production | Casting, Associate Producer |
Brendan Flynt | Crew | Camera | Director of Photography |
Daniel Laikind | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Frank Reynolds | Crew | Editing | Editor |
Franny Baldwin | Crew | Production | Unit Production Manager, Line Producer |
Hannah Moseley | Crew | Art | Art Direction |
 James Gunn | Crew | Writing | Screenplay, Executive In Charge Of Production, Assistant Director |
Jason Green | Crew | Crew | Additional Writing |
Jeff Kushner | Crew | Sound | Sound Effects Editor |
Jeff Roenning | Crew | Sound | Boom Operator |
Kris Isacsson | Crew | Crew | Thanks |
 Lloyd Kaufman | Crew | Directing | Director, Producer, Screenplay |
Louie Zakarian | Crew | Visual Effects | Special Effects Supervisor |
 Michael Herz | Crew | Production | Producer |
Phil Rivo | Crew | Crew | Additional Writing |
Robert Rasmussen | Crew | Camera | First Assistant Camera |
Steve Ramsey | Crew | Camera | Best Boy Grip |
Vincent Schicchi | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Special Effects Makeup Artist |
 William Shakespeare | Crew | Writing | Theatre Play |
Willie Wisely | Crew | Sound | Original Music Composer, Music Score Producer |
Marcos Antonio Miranda | Crew | Crew | Stunt Coordinator |
David Alvarez | Crew | Sound | Sound Recordist |
Rich Cohen | Crew | Editing | Negative Cutter |
David Novack | Crew | Sound | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
Anna Josenhans | Crew | Editing | Assistant Editor |
Atsushi Takaoka | Crew | Lighting | Gaffer |
Arthur Goldsmith | Crew | Camera | Camera Loader |
Robert Taz Larrea | Crew | Sound | Sound |
Stanley L. Kaufman, Sr. | Crew | Crew | In Memory Of |
Pete Conlin | Crew | Sound | Sound Designer |
Max Votolato | Crew | Camera | Assistant Camera, Camera Production Assistant |
Kyra Svetlovsky | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Costume Design |
Julie Stepanek | Crew | Crew | Thanks |
John Michals | Crew | Crew | Transportation Coordinator |
David Dillon | Crew | Crew | Driver |
Lisa Molinaro | Crew | Directing | Script Supervisor |
Steven Barison | Crew | Editing | First Assistant Editor |
Lauren Yates | Crew | Production | Casting Associate |
Harrison Freed | Crew | Production | Extras Casting |
Tom Zuback | Crew | Camera | Additional Still Photographer |
David Wasserman | Crew | Camera | Key Grip |
Jackie Salerno | Crew | Camera | Additional Still Photographer |
Martin Nowlan | Crew | Camera | Best Boy Grip |
Doug Hall | Crew | Camera | Additional Still Photographer |
Michael Franzetti | Crew | Camera | Key Grip |
Dylan Forer | Crew | Camera | Grip, Driver |
Ian Dudley | Crew | Camera | Second Assistant Camera |
Julia Purtill | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
Arthur M. Jolly | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
Neil Ruddy | Crew | Crew | Special Effects, Stunts |
Joe Macchia | Crew | Crew | Special Effects Technician |
Sila A. Soyer | Crew | Sound | Sound Effects Editor |
Allen R. Kiefer | Crew | Sound | Boom Operator |
Phillipe Ginkels | Crew | Sound | Boom Operator |
Jeffrey Ferruzzo | Crew | Sound | Foley Artist |
Russell Creak | Crew | Sound | Assistant Foley Artist |
Samara Smith | Crew | Art | Property Master |
Karen Ipock | Crew | Art | Art Department Assistant |
Alex Ingalls | Crew | Art | Set Dresser |
Emelia Capp | Crew | Art | Art Department Assistant |
Peter Anzalone | Crew | Crew | Carpenter |
Jennifer Acomb | Crew | Art | Set Dresser |
Dan Wilkinson | Crew | Directing | Second Second Assistant Director |
Anne Pratt | Crew | Directing | Second Second Assistant Director |
Liz Ip | Crew | Directing | Second Assistant Director |
Sandee Brockwell | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Tattoo Designer, Stunts |
Grant Quasha | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Robert Hersov | Crew | Production | Co-Producer |
Jonathan Foster | Crew | Production | Co-Producer |
Efrem Flores | Crew | Camera | Still Photographer |
Jonathan Slon | Crew | Sound | Sound Recordist |
Robert Bauer | Crew | Directing | First Assistant Director |
David Rogers | Crew | Sound | Music Editor |
Jon Nissenbaum | Crew | Crew | Additional Script Supervisor, Second Second Assistant Director |
Joseph White | Crew | Sound | Boom Operator |
Elizabeth Cassinelli | Crew | Art | Assistant Property Master |
Robert Schiller | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Michelle Roa | Crew | Production | Location Manager |
Joe Zito | Crew | Sound | Boom Operator |
Callie French | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Makeup Supervisor |
 Charlotte Kaufman | Cast | Actress | Mutant Kid |
Craig Adams | Cast | Actor | Guy Who Says It Will Take Him Only Two Minutes to Have Sex |
 Debbie Rochon | Cast | Actress | Ness |
Flip Brown | Cast | Actor | Father Lawrence |
James Gunn | Cast | Actor | Found a Peanut Father |
 Jane Jensen | Cast | Actress | Juliet Capulet |
Jason Green | Cast | Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. (uncredited) | |
 Joe Fleishaker | Cast | Actor | 1-900-HOT-HUNK |
 Lemmy Kilmister | Cast | Actor | Narrator |
 Lisbeth Kaufman | Cast | Actress | Mutant Kid |
Lloyd Kaufman | Cast | Actor | Shocked Onlooker |
 Ron Jeremy | Cast | Actor | Tromaville Citizen (uncredited) |
 Sean Gunn | Cast | Actor | Sammy Capulet |
 Stephen Blackehart | Cast | Actor | Benny Que |
Steve Gibbons | Cast | London Arbuckle | |
 Tamara Marie Watson | Cast | Actress | Georgie Capulet |
 Tiffany Shepis | Cast | Actress | Peter |
 Valentine Miele | Cast | Actor | Murray Martini |
 Will Keenan | Cast | Actor | Tromeo Que |
 William Beckwith | Cast | Actor | Cappy Capulet |
Earl McKoy | Cast | Monty Que | |
Caroline Smith | Cast | Pauline | |
Jacqueline Tavarez | Cast | Actress | Rosy |
Gene Terinoni | Cast | Detective Ernie Scalus | |
Neil Ruddy | Cast | Actor | Nice Man Hit By Car!! |
Joseph Anthony | Cast | Flavio (Penis Monster Guy) | |
Wendy Adams | Cast | Ingrid Capulet | |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
