| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Jennifer Aspinall | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Special Effects Makeup Artist |
 Mark Torgl | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
 Mel Novak | Crew | Production | Producer |
Joe Nardelli | Crew | Directing | Director, Writer, Editor, Executive Producer, Director of Photography |
Frank L. Messina | Crew | Production | Co-Producer |
Sterling Anno | Crew | Production | Consulting Producer |
Anthony Abbas | Crew | Writing | Writer, Associate Producer, Art Direction |
Derek Young | Crew | Production | Production Manager |
 Jon Dalton | Crew | Production | Co-Producer |
Michael Trapp | Crew | Sound | Music |
Joe Williamson | Crew | Production | Casting, Casting Director |
 Aurelian Smith Jr. | Cast | Actor | Himself |
 Jason Vail | Cast | Actor | Self |
 James Fanning | Cast | Actor | Himself |
John Birmingham | Cast | Actor | Sheriff Bush |
 Leesa Rowland | Cast | Actress | Lloyd's Red Carpet Companion |
 Lloyd Kaufman | Cast | Actor | Self |
Mark Torgl | Cast | Actor | Self |
Mel Novak | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Robert Prichard | Cast | Actor | Himself |
Sarabel Levinson | Cast | Self | |
 Tony Devon | Cast | Actor | Uncle Larry |
 Christy Johnson | Cast | Actress | Mecca |
 Jeremy Ambler | Cast | Actor | Sheriff Z. Walker |
Joe Nardelli | Cast | Mark's Best Friend | |
Zack Beins | Cast | Featured Interviewee | |
Chris Harding | Cast | Actor | Deputy Colrite |
 David Barroso | Cast | Actor | Daddy |
 Diana Prince | Cast | Actress | Melvin Whisperer |
 Gary Schneider | Cast | Actor | Himself |
 Nadia White | Cast | Actress | Self |
 Nicholas Talone | Cast | Actor | Crime Scene Police Officer Bully |
 Nicola Fiore | Cast | Actress | Lloyd's Red Carpet Companion |
 Shawn C. Phillips | Cast | Actor | CNS Convention Panelist |
 Brendan Mitchell | Cast | TV Reporter | |
Brian Carroll | Cast | Crime Scene Police Officer | |
 Burt Culver | Cast | Crime Scene Photographer | |
 Dennis Nicomede | Cast | Actor | Dr. Dan |
 Doug Waugh | Cast | Nerd #2 | |
Frank L. Messina | Cast | Actor | Ginger Lafferty |
 Genoveva Rossi | Cast | Actress | Melvin Fluffer |
James J Coker | Cast | Nerd #1 | |
Katt Balsan | Cast | Self | |
Kelsie Naugler | Cast | Jogger in Hysterics | |
Sterling Anno | Cast | Toxic Avenger Fan | |
Edgar Roche | Cast | Self | |
 Oxana Lovich | Cast | Actress | Self |
Paul D. Baum | Cast | Transport Guard | |
Sophie Gohr | Cast | Crime Scene HAZMAT Official | |
Teresa Ambler | Cast | Wrestling Spectator | |
 Teri Marlowe | Cast | Actress | Fainting Woman |
 Claire Hsu | Cast | Actress | TROMA Geisha Girl |
 Marianne Bourg | Cast | Actress | Tutu |
Derek Young | Cast | Fan / Bartonville Deputy | |
Myron Smith | Cast | Bartonsville Deputy | |
Jon Dalton | Cast | Jonny Fairplay | |
Steve Pollard | Cast | Mark's Fan in London | |
Elicia Stokes Navarro | Cast | Actress | Self |
 Lucas Paz | Cast | Tutu Brigade | |
D.J. Calvitto | Cast | Self | |
Ángel del Valle | Cast | Sister Abductress | |
Jamie Morrow | Cast | Little Sista | |
 Mike Halac | Cast | Actor | Mastino |
 Neal Jones | Cast | Nasty Neal | |
 David Crist | Cast | Actor | Rockstar Wrestler |
Michael Yanovich | Cast | Security Guard | |
Peter Genovese | Cast | CNS Convention Panelist | |
 Reyna Meree Velarde | Cast | Actress | Tutu Brigade |
Sky Coda | Cast | Actress | Tutu Brigade |
 Hiroto Honda | Cast | Actor | Sloshed Japanese Visitor |
Jenny Jannetty | Cast | Actress | CNS Convention Reporter |
 Kadrolsha Ona Carole | Cast | Actress | Paranormal Investigator |
Zachary Green | Cast | Rockstar Wrestler | |
Karen Loriana | Cast | Actress | Tutu Brigade |
Chris Cartusciello | Cast | Convention Security | |
 Marissa Nans | Cast | Actress | Tutu Brigade |
William L. Bozarth | Cast | Tutu Brigade - Red Suit | |
Kat Harley | Cast | Tutu Mercenary | |
Thomas Thompson | Cast | Rockstar Wrestler | |
Patti Sheehan Hupp | Cast | Miss Patti | |
Richard Taylor | Cast | Comic Con Dork #1 | |
Audra Relaford | Cast | Grandpa's Little Girl | |
Matt Jenkins | Cast | Crime Scene HAZMAT Official | |
Rex Chapel | Cast | Man Shouting Mark Torgl's Name | |
Nate Fife | Cast | Rockstar Wrestler | |
Cliff Yates | Cast | Crime Scene Sheriff | |
Melissa Joyce | Cast | Lloyd Whisperer | |
Jacob Godzak | Cast | Tutu Brigade | |
Ariel Simone | Cast | CNS Crime Scene Reporter | |
Kathryn Hahner | Cast | Maggie (VO) | |
Troy Gorss | Cast | Gardner | |
Zoe Anastassiou | Cast | Demon of Toxicity | |
Phillip O'Riley | Cast | Slashed Tutu Brigade Fan | |
Elena Schick | Cast | Reporter | |
Alba Yates | Cast | Crime Scene Sheriff | |
Clay Kiene | Cast | Rockstar Wrestler | |
Ryan Boyer | Cast | Rockstar Wrestler | |
Stephanie Nicole Gooch | Cast | Reporter News Frenzy | |
David M. Schoelen | Cast | Transport Guard | |
Alan Watkins | Cast | Convention Interviewee | |
Aleta Whitten | Cast | Grandma's Angry Neighbor | |
Mat Smith | Cast | HAZMAT Official Grandma's Scene | |
Simone Valentine | Cast | Jessica | |
Bobby Paul | Cast | Bozo Impersonator | |
Eleanor Kite | Cast | Sex Pod Seductress | |
Sara Viniar | Cast | Jersey Girls | |
Jennifer Smith-Thomas | Cast | Tutu Brigade Fan Charlotte | |
Connie Rodriguez | Cast | Mop Diva | |
Moe Fujimoto | Cast | Nagging Japanese Girlfriend | |
Jason 'Doc' Young | Cast | Fan in Hospital | |
Ken Newman | Cast | Wrestling Audience Extra | |
Rachel Clugston | Cast | Daddy's Girlfriend | |
 Gordon Meacham | Cast | Actor | CNS Crime Scene Investigator |
Christopher Smith-Thomas | Cast | Tutu Brigade Fan Charlotte | |
Melanie Roberts | Cast | Pole Dancer | |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
