so pretentious. oh there were these girls but they were really pretty and blonde and we were all obsessed with them and when a guy got a chance to date one of them we all fucking competed to help out and go on dates with the sisters!! oh but they were also sad because their mum was mean and grounded them and they were just such t0rtured soulz!!! but then every single one of them decided to kill themselves and even when we were fourty we regretted not doing every single thing perfect on the date because every single one of them were the dream girlfriends of everybody in dis universe!!!!

like fuck off.

they even tried to read their own mail the way the girls would have like holy hell. also. cameron diaz is like hey come over and we can escape because she wanted to have people she was barely acquainted with find the bodies. because you know how you really want some neighbours who are obsessed with you to do something as intimate and sensitive as find the corpses of more than half your damn family. even though they were supposedly angry at the parents or whatever the fuck was supposed to be happening