I'm a person who thrives on B-Rated or generally just awful movies, I love to laugh at them, so when I say that this movie was beyond bad, beyond _comically_ bad, that is definitely saying something.

Never before have I watched a movie and genuinely wanted to get a lobotomy afterwards just to erase it from my mind. Not only did it feel like the entire movie was in slo-mo, but the storyline itself was just abysmal. It made no sense. Now I know horror movies (and I say horror more in air-quotes when referencing this particular movie) often have pretty bad plot lines, especially supernatural, but this takes the cake.

The characters were just completely unlikeable, I think between all the characters you probably have enough substance for one singular _somewhat_ decent character, everything that was said or done during this movie was just fully questionable... I genuinely don't have the words beyond "huh?", "what?", and "okay then"... The "twists" were both unsurprising and totally in fitting with how absolutely mind-numbingly dull this movie was. I watched this with friends and one of them genuinely fell asleep and honestly, he got off lucky there, he didn't have to watch the rest of this spectacular disaster.

Now, if this movie was 10 minutes long however, that would be fine, but instead I wasted 92 minutes of my life this. I wish I could rate this zero stars, yet another disappointment.

Please, I beg you, if you have any sanity left do not watch this movie.

What did I just watch? Actually scrap that... **Why** did I just watch this? And how did I not turn it off?

_Final rating:★ - Of no value. Avoid at all costs._