| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Al Goto | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
 Allan Graf | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
 David Zucker | Crew | Directing | Director, Writer |
 Eugene Collier | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
 Ira Newborn | Crew | Sound | Original Music Composer |
 Jim Abrahams | Crew | Production | Producer, Writer |
 Pat Proft | Crew | Writing | Writer |
 Peewee Piemonte | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
 Robert K. Weiss | Crew | Production | Producer |
Robert M. Stevens | Crew | Camera | Director of Photography |
 Mary Peters | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
Sonia Izzolena | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
 'Weird Al' Yankovic | Cast | Actor | "You pigs...say your prayers." |
 Al Fann | Cast | Actor | "It's 4 minutes too slow." |
 Alexander Folk | Cast | Actor | Crackhouse Cop |
 Anthony James | Cast | Actor | Hector Savage |
 C. Lindsay Workman | Cast | Actor | "Your coat, sir?" |
 Charlotte Zucker | Cast | Actress | "For a man in a wheelchair, he gets around marvelously." |
 Cliff Bemis | Cast | Actor | Barbecue Dad |
David Zucker | Cast | Actor | Davy Crockett |
Don Pugsley | Cast | Actor | "He's wired!" |
 Ed Williams | Cast | Actor | Ted Olsen |
Gail Neely | Cast | Actress | Winnie Mandela |
 George Kennedy | Cast | Actor | Captain Ed Hocken |
 Gina Mastrogiacomo | Cast | Actress | "Is this some kind of bust?" |
 Jacqueline Brookes | Cast | Actress | Commissioner Brumford |
Jan Campbell | Cast | Actress | Lady in Waiting |
 Jeff Wright | Cast | Actor | "Frank, we got that Sure-Grip suck machine..." |
 John Fleck | Cast | Actor | "If that's your attitude, forget it." |
 John Roarke | Cast | Actor | George Bush |
 Jose Gonzales-Gonzales | Cast | Actor | Mariachi |
Ken Kerman | Cast | Actor | "Hey, that's a pretty nice clock." |
Lee Terri | Cast | "Hey, look what he's doing to that man in the wheelchair!" | |
 Leslie Nielsen | Cast | Actor | Lt. Frank Drebin |
Lewis Friedman | Cast | Actor | Lab Technician |
 Lloyd Bochner | Cast | Actor | Baggett |
 Manny Perry | Cast | Actor | "Let's get him." |
 Mel Tormé | Cast | Actor | Mel Tormé |
 O.J. Simpson | Cast | Actor | Nordberg |
Peter Mark Richman | Cast | Actor | Dunwell |
 Peter Van Norden | Cast | Actor | John Sununu |
 Priscilla Presley | Cast | Actress | Jane Spencer |
 Richard Griffiths | Cast | Actor | Dr. Meinheimer / Earl Hacker |
 Robert Goulet | Cast | Actor | Quentin Hapsburg |
Robert J. Elisberg | Cast | McTigue | |
Robert K. Weiss | Cast | Actor | Obstetrician |
Robert LoCash | Cast | Actor | FBI Agent |
Susan Breslau | Cast | Actress | Party Guest |
 Tim O'Connor | Cast | Actor | Fenzwick |
 Zsa Zsa Gabor | Cast | Actress | Zsa Zsa Gabor |
 Raynor Scheine | Cast | Actor | "You're on my groin." |
 Larry McCormick | Cast | Actor | TV Reporter |
 William Woodson | Cast | Actor | TV Commercial Announcer |
Tom McGreevey | Cast | "Vert well, sir. It's from the lady." | |
 Bill Chemerka | Cast | Actor | "Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States and Mrs. Bush." |
John Stevens | Cast | "Phone call, Commissioner" | |
Christopher J. Keene | Cast | Actor | "Hey Ken, Al! Look what I found." |
Wendy Hogan | Cast | Lady in Waiting | |
 Jennifer Kretchmer | Cast | Barbecue Daughter | |
Margery Jane Ross | Cast | Actress | Barbara Bush |
 Burton Zucker | Cast | Lab Technician | |
 Ryan Harrison | Cast | Actor | Barbecue Boy |
Gokul | Cast | Actor | "Hey, what the hell happened to the water pressure?" |
James Gilstrap | Cast | "Always nice to see nice people." | |
Alex Zimmerman | Cast | Actor | "Yeah!" |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
