This is watchable but awful. My opinion of this completely changed when I realized this was a movie and not a pilot of a TV show. I mean that actually explains like two scenes which felt extremely out of place in a TV show (The montage and the smushing of the Paxton and Dylan).

The premise isn't any different than a mid season fantasy show like Charmed or a Dean Devlin show like The Librarians. Conceptually I was ready to watch this show. If I had known it was a movie I wouldn't have turned it on. But there's so much goofy nonsense I'm still struggling with the idea that this wasn't a pilot and there's not going to be episode 2. At one point they escape the bad guys by running down a hill. The bad guys drive to the edge of the hill and pause. The lead henchwomen forces them to drive and they immediately hit a tree. Not like a tree in the down hill or on the way down just IMMEDIATELY without even getting to the edge.

There's an extremely awkward Walmart shopping bag product placement that it just awkward. The movie (and I'm still baffled at this) just can't decide what lane it want to be in. There's a lot of telling with no showing. A lot of things working just because. At one point they need a passcode and the numbers are the times on two clocks. They just put them in. They don't debate about which clock goes first they just wing it and it's fine.

Just an utterly atrocious film.