What a total and absolute WASTE of almost 98 minutes of my life. Found this on one of my curated lists entitled _11 Realistic Horror Movies That Are Hard to Watch_ and I can agree with the _"Hard to Watch"_ part... but I'll bet it's not for the same reason that person had in mind when they curated that list. In fact, why this gross turd would even be listed on any kind of "horror" movie list is beyond me, unless it was a _"Don't Dare Waste Your Time Watching These Smelly Turdblossom Films"_ list. This was just ridiculous. It was bad even by 1980's standards. I went through high school in the late 70's - early 80's so I was "in my prime" (such as it was) when this movie came out. I don't remember this one (although I remember seeing the VHS covers lining the walls of the local video rental stores. Anyone else remember those days?) but I was expecting this to be far far better than this steaming pile. Wow, I am beyond disappointed. When the end credits started rolling, I was just short of angry for wasting 98 minutes of my life on this thing. Absolutely no storyline, the acting was incredibly bad (except for Rutger, of course) and there were sooooooooooooo many plot holes that it was just....well, it was not only bad, it was also an insult to your intelligence. How completely awful was this film? I rarely give anything a "1" rating because "Weak Sauce" doesn't sound necessarily "worse" than "Terrible" (a rating of 2 by Trakt's rating system), but this loaf of dookey is definitely getting the absolute worst of the worst: I may not fully comprehend what "weak sauce" means, but if I could go any lower than a "1" on the Trakt rating system, this fetid pile of fermented tripe would get it. This sucked balls. Don't EVER waste your time on this.