The Brain

This is an '80s Horror movie through and through. There are mediocre practical effects, silly gore, some nudity and a 30-year old man playing a high school student. The score is trademark cheesy '80s synth, too. This is a bad movie but the Brain is a neat looking evil entity. It manages to sneak around enough to generate the required number of jump scares and then eats its victims whole. The opening attack scene in the first 5 minutes is the best thing that happens. After that, the movie attempts to set the record for the most chase scenes in a film. The hero is chased endlessly though hallways and up and down staircases. I've also never seen so many uses of bolt cutters. "WARNING the washroom scene is a dramatic representation. Combining sodium and water may cause serious injury. Do not attempt it !!!" Never mind the fire axes and handguns...