I don't even know what to say. I don't know if watching _Scary Movie_ ruined this for me or what happened but I couldn't figure out whether this was actually supposed to be "scary" (Why was it listed on _The 20 Best Horror Movies Ever Made, According to Redditt_ in the first place?!!) or funny, or a spoof - which leads me to wonder if _Scary Movie_ was a spoof of a spoof movie? - or what was going on here. In any case, this is the first and absolutely LAST time I'll ever watch this. It was not scary; it wasn't even funny (that award far and away goes to _Scary Movie_ ). It was just ridiculous; utterly stupid and quite possibly the worst waste of an hour and fifty minutes of my life. I wouldn't recommend this to anyone. For any reason. I still don't understand what it was I just finished watching, but it was terrible.