| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 David A. Makin | Crew | Camera | Director of Photography |
Doug Draizin | Crew | Writing | Story, Executive Producer |
Joseph Vitarelli | Crew | Sound | Original Music Composer |
Kaja Fehr | Crew | Editing | Editor |
 Savage Steve Holland | Crew | Directing | Director, Teleplay, Story |
William J. Durrell Jr. | Crew | Art | Production Design |
 "Weird Al" Yankovic | Cast | Actor | Weird Al |
 Alex McKenna | Cast | Actress | Hannah Zapruder |
 Amanda Fuller | Cast | Actress | Amanda Fuller |
Asher Metchik | Cast | Actor | Lucky |
 Brad Grunberg | Cast | Actor | Gym Teacher |
 Bug Hall | Cast | Actor | Scout Bozell |
 Charlene Tilton | Cast | Actress | Mrs. Zapruder |
 Curtis Armstrong | Cast | Actor | Bert Miller |
 Ed McMahon | Cast | Actor | Grandpa Bozell |
 Freda Foh Shen | Cast | Actress | Mrs. Yung |
 John Bennett Perry | Cast | Actor | Mr. Zapruder |
 John Walsh | Cast | Actor | John Walsh |
 Kathleen Kinmont | Cast | Actress | Newsperson |
 Katsy Chappell | Cast | Actress | Mrs. Brown |
 Kurtwood Smith | Cast | Actor | Principal (uncredited) |
 Lainie Kazan | Cast | Actress | Mrs. Day |
 Leslie Nielsen | Cast | Actor | Mr. Penn |
 Lisa Stahl | Cast | Actress | Viola |
 Marcus T. Paulk | Cast | Actor | Walt Whitman |
 Phillip Van Dyke | Cast | Actor | Kent Marlowe |
Ryan O'Donohue | Cast | Actor | Coop |
 Shawn Weatherly | Cast | Actress | Mrs. Bozell |
 Stephanie Faracy | Cast | Actress | Mrs. Marlowe |
Todd Hurst | Cast | Bender | |
 Wink Martindale | Cast | Actor | Wink Martindale |
J. Madison Wright | Cast | Actress | Jillie |
Bruno Marcotulli | Cast | Mr. Townsend | |
John R. Fors | Cast | Mr. Bozell | |
Jonathan Roger Neal | Cast | Actor | T'Boo |
John Kidwell | Cast | Actor | Spaulding |
Dean Marsico | Cast | Cash Tent Screamer | |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
