| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Chuck Michael | Crew | Sound | Supervising Sound Editor, Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
 Cole S. McKay | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
Craig Wedren | Crew | Sound | Original Music Composer |
 Danny DeVito | Crew | Production | Producer |
Dennis C. Salcedo | Crew | Sound | Sound Mixer |
 Gene LeBell | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
James Bolt | Crew | Sound | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
Joe Kessler | Crew | Camera | Director of Photography |
John Landgraf | Crew | Production | Producer |
 John Refoua | Crew | Editing | Editor |
Julie Ashton | Crew | Production | Casting |
 Kerri Kenney | Crew | Production | Executive Producer, Writer |
 Michael Shamberg | Crew | Production | Producer |
Mildred Iatrou | Crew | Sound | Supervising Sound Editor |
 Robert Ben Garant | Crew | Directing | Director, Executive Producer, Writer |
Robin Harlan | Crew | Sound | Foley Artist |
Sarah Monat | Crew | Sound | Foley Artist |
 Stacey Sher | Crew | Production | Producer |
 Thomas Lennon | Crew | Writing | Writer |
Yann Delpuech | Crew | Sound | Dialogue Editor, Sound Effects Editor |
Mary Ann Bozek | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Costume Design |
Paul Young | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Peter Principato | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Sandi Yi-Trimble | Crew | Production | Producer |
Christopher Flick | Crew | Sound | Foley Editor |
 Chick Bernhard | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
Sandi Yi-Trimble | Crew | Production | Producer |
 Aaron Takahashi | Cast | Actor | Japanese Tourist (uncredited) |
 Brandon Molale | Cast | Actor | Kevlar Guy |
 Brian T. Finney | Cast | Actor | Decontamination Guy |
 Carlos Alazraqui | Cast | Actor | Deputy James Garcia |
 Cedric Yarbrough | Cast | Actor | Deputy S. Jones |
 Chris Tallman | Cast | Actor | Alligator Expert |
Danny DeVito | Cast | Actor | District Attorney |
 Dave Holmes | Cast | Actor | Persnickety Desk Worker |
David Cohen | Cast | Actor | Policeman (uncredited) |
 David Koechner | Cast | Actor | Sheriff of Aspen |
 David Wain | Cast | Actor | Breen the Plumber |
 Dwayne Johnson | Cast | Actor | Rick Smith, S.W.A.T. (uncredited) |
 Floyd Van Buskirk | Cast | Actor | Proctologist |
 Ian Roberts | Cast | Actor | Captain Rogers, DHS |
 J.P. Manoux | Cast | Actor | Naked Armenian (uncredited) |
 Jack Plotnick | Cast | Actor | Steve Marmella |
 Jill-Michele Meleán | Cast | Actress | Southern Spring Breaker (uncredited) |
 Joe Lo Truglio | Cast | Actor | Tattoo Shop Owner #2 |
 Kathryn Fiore | Cast | Actress | Cheyenne the Helicopter Model |
 Ken Marino | Cast | Actor | Deaf Tattoo Artist |
Kerri Kenney | Cast | Actress | Deputy Trudy Wiegel |
Kevin Allison | Cast | Tattoo Victim | |
 Lennie Loftin | Cast | Actor | Chief of Police |
 Marisa Petroro | Cast | Actress | Drug Lord's Girlfriend |
 Mary Birdsong | Cast | Actress | Deputy Cherisha Kimball |
 Michael Ian Black | Cast | Actor | Ron of Ron's Tattoo |
 Michael Patrick Jann | Cast | Actor | Tattoo Shop Owner #1 |
 Michael Showalter | Cast | Actor | Paul |
 Mindy Sterling | Cast | Actress | Spoder's Mom |
 Nick Swardson | Cast | Actor | Terry |
 Niecy Nash | Cast | Actress | Deputy Raineesha Williams |
 Patton Oswalt | Cast | Actor | Jeff Spoder |
 Paul Reubens | Cast | Actor | Sir Terrence |
 Paul Rudd | Cast | Actor | Ethan the Drug Lord |
Robert Ben Garant | Cast | Actor | Deputy Travis Junior |
Thomas Lennon | Cast | Actor | Lieutenant Jim Dangle |
 Toby Huss | Cast | Actor | Glen the Desk Clerk |
Todd Holoubek | Cast | Tattooed Guy | |
 Tracy Dali | Cast | Actress | Bike Cop (uncredited) |
 Wendi McLendon-Covey | Cast | Actress | Deputy Clementine Johnson |
 Alejandra Gutierrez | Cast | Actress | Miss Acapulco |
Alyssa LeBlanc | Cast | Actress | Stripper (uncredited) |
 Cathy Shim | Cast | Actress | Spring Break Dream Girl |
 Eric Price | Cast | Actor | Wrestling Referee |
Jason Bartley | Cast | Mansion Gunman (uncredited) | |
 Kent Kasper | Cast | Actor | Alabama State Trooper (uncredited) |
 Kyle Dunnigan | Cast | Actor | Drug Lord's First Hostage |
Mary Castro | Cast | Wiegel's "Body Double" | |
 Oscar Nunez | Cast | Actor | Jose Jose Jose |
 Steve Little | Cast | Actor | Drug Lord's Second Hostage |
 Jaime Zevallos | Cast | Actor | Police Officer (uncredited) |
 Paul Edney | Cast | Actor | HAZMAT Squad Member (uncredited) |
 Rico Devereaux | Cast | Actor | Smoking Cop (uncredited) |
 Theresa Joy | Cast | Actress | Roller Babe (uncredited) |
 Irina Voronina | Cast | Actress | Russian Model |
 Jason Williams | Cast | Actor | Police Officer (uncredited) |
JT Mollner | Cast | Newspaper Reporter (uncredited) | |
 David Veach | Cast | Dangle's "Body Double" | |
Bobby Silva | Cast | Bartender (uncredited) | |
Kathryn Smith | Cast | Jello Wrestler | |
Tamara Fox Meyerson | Cast | Tammy | |
Shanti Hall | Cast | Hot Paramedic | |
Matthew Budds | Cast | Clapping Cop | |
Michael Hoback | Cast | Barry Baum | |
Duke Gonzalez | Cast | Self (uncredited) | |
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