| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Aad Wirtz | Crew | Sound | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
Alex King | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Makeup Artist |
Antony Genn | Crew | Sound | Original Music Composer |
 Arthur Graley | Crew | Sound | Foley Editor |
Caroline O'Reilly | Crew | Directing | Script Supervisor |
 Charles Finch | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Colin Green | Crew | Editing | Editor |
 Daniel Flaksman | Crew | Art | Assistant Art Director |
Duncan Mackay | Crew | Sound | Original Music Composer |
Ged Boyan | Crew | Art | Art Direction |
Gill Rees | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Makeup Artist |
John Reid | Crew | Art | Production Design |
 Johnny Smith | Crew | Writing | Writer |
 Luc Roeg | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
 Marcos Flaksman | Crew | Art | Art Direction |
Mark Neary | Crew | Sound | Original Music Composer |
 Mike Eley | Crew | Camera | Director of Photography |
Neil Peplow | Crew | Production | Producer |
 Nina Gold | Crew | Production | Casting |
 Peter Burgis | Crew | Sound | Foley Artist |
 Rob Sprackling | Crew | Writing | Writer |
Robert Halmi Sr. | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Robert Jones | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Siobhan Barron | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Costume Design |
 Steve Barron | Crew | Directing | Director, Producer |
Dan Morgan | Crew | Sound | Dialogue Editor |
Steve Oakes | Crew | Art | Set Decoration |
Fraser Barber | Crew | Sound | Sound |
Nigel Green | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
 Amanda Redman | Cast | Actress | Karine Bassett |
 Angela Curran | Cast | Actress | Margaret |
 Bradley Walsh | Cast | Actor | Dave Dodds |
Danny Tennant | Cast | Actor | Jason Bassett |
 Dean Lennox Kelly | Cast | Actor | Kevin Tonkinson |
 Des Hamilton | Cast | Actor | Scottish Player |
 Gabby Logan | Cast | Actress | Self |
 Geoff Bell | Cast | Actor | Gary Wackett |
 Geoffrey Hutchings | Cast | Actor | Geoffrey Lightfoot |
Glen Mulhern | Cast | Actor | Irish Player |
 Keith Allen | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Lloyd McGuire | Cast | Actor | Midlands Rep |
 Malcolm Terris | Cast | Actor | Phil Cope |
 Mark Burdis | Cast | Actor | Journalist |
 Martin Bashir | Cast | Actor | Interviewer |
Neil Peplow | Cast | Scottish Goalie | |
 Nigel Lindsay | Cast | Actor | Journalist |
 Paul Rattray | Cast | Actor | Scottish Player |
 Pelé | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Philip Jackson | Cast | Actor | Lonnie Urquart |
 Phill Jupitus | Cast | Actor | Tommo Thompson |
 Ricky Tomlinson | Cast | Actor | Mike Bassett |
 Robbie Gee | Cast | Actor | Smallsy |
 Robert Putt | Cast | Actor | Jack Marshall |
 Ronaldo | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Sean Gilder | Cast | Actor | Journalist |
 Stephen Walters | Cast | Actor | Supporter |
Sue Barker | Cast | Actress | Self |
 Ulrich Thomsen | Cast | Actor | Dr. Hans Shoegaarten |
 Ian Lindsay | Cast | Actor | Manchester Rep |
Natasha Kaplinsky | Cast | Actress | Self |
 Liz McClarnon | Cast | Actress | Self |
 Jenny Frost | Cast | Actress | Self |
Dickie Bird | Cast | Actor | Self |
Robert Hudson | Cast | Actor | Hedges |
 John Alford | Cast | Actor | Deano |
Dean Holness | Cast | Danny | |
Scott Mean | Cast | Parksey | |
Terry Kiely | Cast | Harpsey | |
Peter McGillycuddy | Cast | Gorgeous | |
Toby Redwood | Cast | Berksey | |
Thomas Kenyon | Cast | Macca | |
Andy Ansah | Cast | Super | |
Robert Campion | Cast | Smudger | |
Alex Lawler | Cast | Actor | Sexy |
Dion Osborne | Cast | Ossie | |
Danny Husbands | Cast | Normal | |
Declan Perkins | Cast | Perky | |
Chris McQuarry | Cast | Alan Massey | |
Phil Gridelet | Cast | Grids | |
Barry Venison | Cast | Self | |
Kim Durham | Cast | Benson | |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
