| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Isaac Williams | Crew | Directing | Director |
 Antonio Piluso | Crew | Directing | Director, Editor, Writer |
 Eric D. Wilkinson | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
 Mister Lobo | Crew | Art | Title Designer |
Joe Kramer | Crew | Directing | Director, Writer |
Mars Homeworld | Crew | Sound | Music |
 Newt Wallen | Crew | Writing | Writer, Executive Producer, Casting, Production Manager, Transportation Coordinator |
 Shawn Caple | Crew | Directing | Director, Production Assistant |
Crystal Quin | Crew | Production | Production Assistant |
Kristy Richman | Crew | Crew | Thanks |
 Justin Silverman | Crew | Editing | Editor, Producer |
Delia De Cock | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Key Makeup Artist |
 Andrew W.K. | Cast | Actor | Theater Voice |
 Gilbert Gottfried | Cast | Actor | Gilbert |
 Happy Goldsplatt | Cast | Theater patron | |
Isaac Williams | Cast | Hotel Caretaker | |
 Lemmy Kilmister | Cast | Actor | Lemmy |
 Lloyd Kaufman | Cast | Actor | Adolph Hitler |
 Ron Jeremy | Cast | Actor | Crackwood Pastor |
 Edward X. Young | Cast | Actor | Whitman |
Mister Lobo | Cast | Actor | Mayor Mancheese |
Newt Wallen | Cast | Actor | Moochie the Disco Pimp / Redneck / Paul |
 Roberto Lombardi | Cast | Actor | Anchorman / Sleazy Business Man |
 Yelena Sabel | Cast | Actress | Crack Whore |
Scott Churchson | Cast | Concession Thief | |
 Genoveva Rossi | Cast | Actress | Gen |
Crystal Quin | Cast | Various | |
 Julie Anne Prescott | Cast | Actress | Vampire |
Kristy Richman | Cast | Punk Girl (COIN SLOTS), Tina (BLACK FRIDAY) | |
Justin Silverman | Cast | Actor | Big Boss / Slick Meister |
Frank Patterson | Cast | Cop | |
Lamar Bumbrey | Cast | Lamar (The South Will RISE Again segment) | |
 Jo Anna Van Thuyne | Cast | Actress | |
 Alessandra Ameen | Cast | Actress | |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
