First act: A bunch of overly talkative idiots stumble over some L Ron Illuminatus hideout and some unknown technology that they naturally steal and flaunt in public with zero discretion and are much to their surprise confronted in the most lame manner by the least convincing men in black in all of low budget cinema.

Second act: A neverending torrent of experts that all know everything and aren't afraid to explain the biggest secrets ever hidden from mankind by the time travelling choreographers of human history.

Third act: The omnipresent pan dimensional moon people want their magic stone back and effortlessly get to everybody except the original idiots in that are let free to waddle about while poorly shadowed at a distance so naturally they strut guns blazing into the headquarters of the lunar emissaries on earth demanding who knows what really.

Finale: Unbelievably escalating into the even more verbose and underwhelming.