| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Nick Staller | Crew | Production | Co-Producer |
Ted Collins | Crew | Writing | Writer, Director, Producer |
Michael A. Zildjian | Crew | Production | Co-Producer |
Andy Cowan | Crew | Writing | Writer |
 Adamo Palladino | Cast | Actor | Irving Cruise |
 John Enos III | Cast | Actor | Survivor |
Nick DeMarinis | Cast | Manager | |
Otto Felix | Cast | Older Customer | |
 Richard Eden | Cast | Actor | Pop |
Shannon Hile | Cast | Actress | Mom / Attendant |
 Shaun Benson | Cast | Actor | Maria Melrose |
 Indira Stefanianna | Cast | Actress | Depressed Woman (as Indira Stefanianna) |
Stephen Lattimer | Cast | Transvestite Rollerblader / Patron #2 | |
Michael Bortone | Cast | Pablo | |
David C. Scott | Cast | Actor | Patron #1 |
Jeffrey T. Schoettlin | Cast | Security Guard #2 | |
 Kate Siegel | Cast | Actress | Lance's Assistant |
Lacy Phillips | Cast | Ethel Streep | |
 Eddie McGee | Cast | Actor | Handicapped Guy |
David Polcyn | Cast | Actor | Casting Director |
 Mariessa Portelance | Cast | Actress | Jenny Lane |
 Billy Concha | Cast | Actor | Man on Street |
 Alycia Cooper | Cast | Actress | Bus Driver (as Alycia L. Cooper) |
Zach Johnson | Cast | Lance McShwartz | |
Mike McCaul | Cast | Tommy 'Wannabe' Williger | |
Phil Mannle | Cast | Security Guard #1 | |
Charlotte Hill | Cast | Punk | |
Cesar Lopez | Cast | Tattooed Skateboarder | |
Frank Barbano | Cast | Deputy Sheriff | |
Joshua Lou Friedman | Cast | Bus Passenger #1 | |
Jeremy Aimone | Cast | Cab Driver | |
Tim Biancalana | Cast | Ralph Spielberg | |
Doug Merrill | Cast | Depressed Man | |
Mickey Barnett | Cast | Martin Scorcese | |
Chris Flexhaug | Cast | U.T. Reporter | |
Ted Collins | Cast | Mime Heckler / Running Man | |
Shaun Benson | Cast | Spencer Harris | |
Michael A. Zildjian | Cast | Metro-Sexual Dude (as Michael Zildjian) | |
Krystal Kennedy | Cast | Bus Passenger #2 | |
Andy Cowan | Cast | Actor | Leonard Siegel / Voice of Martin Scorcese (voice) |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
