Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy

“- Doreen: Kids, where's your father? - Wally's daughter : He's upstairs masturbating to gay porn. - Doreen: Again?” ================================= “- Wally Terzinsky: Doctor, why do those types keep thinking that I'm one of them?- Psychiatrist: Well, Wally, because you are one of them. You are gay. You are gay. You are a homosexual. The opposite of straight, you're gay. I know it. Your family knows it. Dogs know it! Everyone seems to know it except you.” ================================== “- Doreen: Were the handcuffs totally necessary, officer?- Cop #1: Well, actually, that was your husband's idea.” =================================== “- Worm pill scientist: I've invented a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.- Don Roritor: Uh, right, and what's positive about that?- Worm pill scientist: Well, it's a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.” ==================================== Quotes from moviequotes.com LOL "Where;s your father?"

For years I used to say this was the funniest underrated movie ever made. Now I would have to say Zoolander though.