| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Julian Court | Crew | Camera | Director of Photography |
Peter Boyle | Crew | Editing | Editor |
 Rowley Irlam | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
 Paul Angunawela | Crew | Directing | Director, Writer |
 Leigh Francis | Crew | Writing | Writer |
Mark D. Todd | Crew | Sound | Original Music Composer |
 Chris Moyles | Cast | Actor | Chris Moyles |
 Conleth Hill | Cast | Actor | Delivery Man |
 Craig Phillips | Cast | Craig Phillips | |
 David Hasselhoff | Cast | Actor | The Hoff |
 David Pearse | Cast | Actor | Waterbot Salesman |
 Emma Bunton | Cast | Actress | Emma Bunton |
 Fearne Cotton | Cast | Actress | Fearne Cotton |
 Gary Barlow | Cast | Actor | Gary Barlow |
 Harish Patel | Cast | Actor | Kushvinder |
 Ian Beattie | Cast | Actor | Awards Host |
 Jason Donovan | Cast | Actor | Jason Donovan |
Jimmy Reddington | Cast | Actor | Man on Bridge |
 Kelly Brook | Cast | Actress | Kelly Brook |
 Kevin Bishop | Cast | Actor | Dougie |
 Laura Aikman | Cast | Actress | Rosie |
 Melanie Chisholm | Cast | Actress | Mel C |
 Nina Wadia | Cast | Actress | Pat |
 Paul Courtenay Hyu | Cast | Actor | Chinese Elvis Party Host |
 Phillip Schofield | Cast | Actor | Phillip Schofield |
 Ronan Keating | Cast | Actor | Ronan Keating |
 Verne Troyer | Cast | Actor | Archimedes |
 Vernon Kay | Cast | Actor | Vernon Kay |
 Billy Ocean | Cast | Actor | Billy Ocean |
 Gino D'Acampo | Cast | Actor | Gino D'Acampo |
 Johnny Palmiero | Cast | Barman | |
 Michael Condron | Cast | Actor | Hoff Show Director |
 Paddy McGuinness | Cast | Actor | Gary |
 Peter Andre | Cast | Actor | Peter Andre |
 Theo Barklem-Biggs | Cast | Actor | Buster (Hoodie) |
 Abigail Hamilton | Cast | Actress | Auntie Fanny |
 Denise Van Outen | Cast | Actress | Denise Van Outen |
Leigh Francis | Cast | Actor | Keith Lemon / Evil Steve / The Bear / Craig David |
 Holly Willoughby | Cast | Actress | Holly Willoughby |
 Kim Barry | Cast | Actress | Woman on Bridge |
John Render | Cast | Hoodless Harry | |
 Andrew MacBean | Cast | Actor | Dr. Fallus |
Martin Rogan | Cast | Dennis (Hardman) | |
Richard Clements | Cast | Thick Northern Fan | |
 Tinchy Stryder | Cast | Actor | Tinchy Stryder |
 Barrington Cullen | Cast | Bank Manager | |
Harold Moss | Cast | Keith's Butler | |
Katalina Reddin | Cast | Actress | Poledancer |
 Holly Gibbons | Cast | Actress | Poledancer |
 Sam Bowden | Cast | Actress | Keith's stripper |
Alice Finlan | Cast | Actress | Stripper |
 Jeana Brock | Cast | Actress | Gary's Stripper |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
