Itsy Bitsy

I need @CinemaSins to review this movie because there isn’t enough space here to list all the things that rubbed me the wrong way. Like, Kara checks Cambria’s pupils with a flashlight over closed eyelids. Or wouldn’t the name Cambria be shortened to Camimi most of the time? Or like how Kara puts a tiny square of sterilizing wipe over a gaping wound? I never saw Kara do any actual Home Care or work for which she was hired; all she did was slowly walk around glaring listlessly at random objects. What about the random slo-mo scenes, but why?! I think they used stop motion to animate the spider because there was no fluid, natural movement or behavior. The molting scene, did the designers even watch a spider molt video? I want to be the person who got to squirt the gel bottle on the floor to emulate molt juice dropping. The spider also managed to teleport everywhere somehow.

More spider action and less human drama was needed here. The title suggests something fun; instead we get something more akin to a soap opera.