| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Joe Estevez | Crew | Directing | Director |
 Mike Muscat | Crew | Writing | Writer |
 George Clinton | Crew | Sound | Music |
 Jason Sanchez | Crew | Writing | Story |
Ed Meyer | Crew | Writing | Writer, Executive Producer |
Theon Chan | Crew | Production | Associate Producer |
 Bill Daily | Cast | Actor | GrandPa |
Brad Milne | Cast | Actor | J. J. Stark |
 Charles Wesley | Cast | Actor | Zombie |
 Charlie Callas | Cast | Actor | Himself |
 Chuck McCann | Cast | Actor | Himself |
 Donald Trump | Cast | Actor | Forbes Cover Billionaire |
 Flavor Flav | Cast | Actor | Himself |
 Henry LeBlanc | Cast | Actor | Uncle Henry |
 Jay Thomas | Cast | Actor | Two Headed Monster |
 Jenna Jameson | Cast | Actress | Jenna Jameson |
Joe Estevez | Cast | Actor | Neighbor |
 Julianne Michelle | Cast | Actress | Herself |
 Kathy Garver | Cast | Actress | Zombie |
 Lloyd Kaufman | Cast | Actor | Uncle Lloyd |
Mike Muscat | Cast | Actor | Uncle Ralph |
Nancy Spielberg | Cast | Nancy Dementia | |
Oliver Theess | Cast | Actor | The Surfer Dude |
 R.A. Mihailoff | Cast | Actor | Bouncer |
 Robert Easton | Cast | Actor | Neighbor |
Ron Fitzgerald | Cast | Actor | Haunted House Curator |
 Stuart Charno | Cast | Actor | Uke Player |
 Tom Savini | Cast | Actor | Killer |
 William Shatner | Cast | Actor | Himself |
 Alejandra Gutierrez | Cast | Actress | Teacher |
Andrea Brooke Ownbey | Cast | Zombie | |
Anthony Timpone | Cast | Actor | Himself |
Constance Estevez | Cast | Connie | |
George Clinton | Cast | Actor | Himself |
Gregory Paul Smith | Cast | Actor | Dallas |
 Hawk Younkins | Cast | Actor | Zombie |
 Michael Placencia | Cast | Actor | Tommy Muscle |
 Victoria De Mare | Cast | Actress | Banker's Wife |
Bill Houskeeper | Cast | Zombie | |
Brenna Roth | Cast | Actress | Daughter |
DeeDee Bigelow | Cast | Actress | Megan |
 Jeremy Ferdman | Cast | Actor | Poster Guy |
Scott Sheeley | Cast | Zombie | |
John Sialiano | Cast | Goumba Johnny | |
 Modi | Cast | Shlomo | |
 Candice Michelle | Cast | Actress | 2nd Wife |
 Chuck Lamb | Cast | Sal Dementia Sr. | |
Eric Feliciano | Cast | Mobster | |
Jessica Cadden Osbourne | Cast | Neighbor | |
 Collin McShane | Cast | Actor | Dreamer |
Eliezer Castro | Cast | Big Tony | |
Krisondra Daigneault | Cast | Sophia Evila | |
 Janet Miranda | Cast | Actress | |
Jaclyn Friedlander | Cast | Horrific Character | |
Ed Meyer | Cast | Chindows CEO | |
Mei Lloyd | Cast | Zombie (as Mei-Yin Lloyd) | |
Michael Lohan | Cast | Chindows Exec | |
Sylvia Browne | Cast | Herself | |
 Nils Oliveto | Cast | Actor | Mobster |
Ricky Dominguez | Cast | Greg | |
Raquel Brussolo | Cast | Lounge Singer | |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
