| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Roy Knyrim | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Makeup Effects Designer |
John Avarese | Crew | Sound | Original Music Composer |
Harrison Smith | Crew | Writing | Writer, Director |
Matt Klammer | Crew | Camera | Director of Photography |
B. Harrison Smith | Crew | Directing | Director, Writer |
 Brad Bufanda | Cast | Actor | Robert (as Bradley Joseph) |
 Chris Coppola | Cast | Actor | The Clown |
 Clint Jung | Cast | Actor | Barry Ling |
 Dean McDermott | Cast | Actor | Agent Bean |
 Felissa Rose | Cast | Actress | Ma |
 Frantz Turner | Cast | Actor | Willy |
 Jack Betts | Cast | Actor | Bookstore Owner |
 James Duval | Cast | Actor | Archie Bocci |
 Judith Scarpone | Cast | Actress | Livia, Archie's Mom |
 Judy Tenuta | Cast | Actress | Evelyn 'Evvy' Hancock |
 Katherine Kelly Lang | Cast | Actress | Mrs. Smith |
 Kurt Koehler | Cast | Actor | Miss Gladys |
 Lainie Kazan | Cast | Actress | Rose Lusconi |
 Lindsay Hartley | Cast | Actress | Rachel |
 Martin Kove | Cast | Actor | Agent Tracey |
 Michael Madsen | Cast | Actor | Jason |
 Scott L. Schwartz | Cast | Actor | Shop Owner |
 Teck Holmes | Cast | Actor | Bishop |
 Tiffany Shepis | Cast | Actress | Boxing Times Announcer |
 Vivica A. Fox | Cast | Actress | Mayor Brown |
 D.T. Carney | Cast | Actor | Mobster |
 Jill Bartlett | Cast | Actress | Bianca |
 Kelli McNeil-Yellen | Cast | Actress | Daisy, Waitress |
 Michael Guarnera | Cast | Actor | Connor Cochran |
 Steven Chase | Cast | Actor | Sonny Lusconi |
 George Gallagher | Cast | Actor | Andy, Mayor's Aide |
 Victoria Summer | Cast | Actress | Kitty, Lounge Singer |
 Angel Anthony Marrero | Cast | Nick | |
 Don DiPetta | Cast | Actor | Ollie |
 Kane Lieu | Cast | Actor | Bo |
 Charles Chudabala | Cast | Ballet Student | |
 Angelo Pagán | Cast | Actor | Rey |
Kenny Ray Powell | Cast | Tommy Wallace | |
Joe Palese | Cast | Cramer | |
 Alexander T. Hwang | Cast | Actor | Seung Wook |
Jenna Kim | Cast | Henchman | |
 Tanea Brooks | Cast | Actress | Spider |
Rajeev Chhibber | Cast | Store Clerk | |
 Lauren Compton | Cast | Actress | Jennifer |
 Dominic Bagarozzi | Cast | Actor | The Italian |
 Matthew Garbacz | Cast | Actor | Chad, Boy at Party |
Alex Lowery | Cast | Roxy | |
Evan Nikolas Fields | Cast | Actor | Ace (as Evan Fields) |
Rob Colletti | Cast | Rucci | |
Lauren Krause | Cast | Newscaster | |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
