| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Christopher Martini | Crew | Editing | Editor |
Edith Dupré LeBlanc | Crew | Production | Unit Production Manager |
George Gibson | Crew | Camera | Director of Photography |
George Pattison | Crew | Camera | Director of Photography |
Jan McLaughlin | Crew | Sound | Sound |
Jerry Daigle | Crew | Directing | Director, Producer |
Joan Ozment | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Makeup & Hair |
 Joe Delia | Crew | Sound | Original Music Composer |
Mark Lake | Crew | Production | Associate Producer |
 Michael Arata | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Paul Volo | Crew | Camera | Key Grip |
Alan Donnes | Crew | Production | Producer, Writer |
P.J. Brockett | Crew | Lighting | Gaffer |
Sharon Watt | Crew | Directing | Script Supervisor |
Brandon Baudier | Crew | Camera | Camera Operator |
Peter Reniers | Crew | Camera | Camera Operator |
Jasper L. Johnson III | Crew | Camera | Key Grip |
Tony Arnaud | Crew | Camera | Best Boy Grip |
 Tom Wayland | Crew | Sound | ADR Engineer |
John McCormick | Crew | Sound | Sound Mixer |
Joy T. Lane | Crew | Crew | Additional Script Supervisor |
Byron Marigny | Crew | Lighting | Best Boy Electric |
Renaldo Jackson | Crew | Lighting | Gaffer |
Kathleen E. Kearney | Crew | Directing | Second Assistant Director |
Greg White | Crew | Directing | First Assistant Director |
Mark Proscia | Crew | Lighting | Best Boy Electric |
Pyare Fortunato | Crew | Camera | First Assistant "B" Camera |
Coburn Boyd | Crew | Art | Props |
Tom Conway | Crew | Art | Leadman |
Alan Wolfe | Crew | Camera | First Assistant "A" Camera |
Linda Giammarese | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Wardrobe Supervisor |
Tanner Colby | Crew | Writing | Writer |
Shawn Boyd | Crew | Camera | Best Boy Grip |
Mikey Jackson | Crew | Camera | Second Assistant "A" Camera |
Miles Strassner | Crew | Camera | Dolly Grip |
Jeff Cirbes | Crew | Camera | Digital Imaging Technician |
Joseph Metzger | Crew | Camera | Second Assistant "B" Camera |
Tim Werenko | Crew | Production | Post Production Producer |
Bill Stokes | Crew | Editing | Colorist |
Howard McMaster | Crew | Directing | First Assistant Director |
Daniel Rector | Crew | Camera | Key Grip |
Eric Carle | Crew | Camera | "B" Camera Operator |
 Adam Ferrara | Cast | Actor | Dr. Feelgood |
 Adam Sietz | Cast | Morty | |
 Boomer Tibbs | Cast | Actor | Boardmember #1 |
 Christopher Meloni | Cast | Actor | The Producer |
 Cyndi Lauper | Cast | Actress | Little Johnny's Mom |
 David Thornton | Cast | Actor | Little Johnny's Dad |
 Diane Neal | Cast | Actress | Nancy |
 Emily Donahoe | Cast | Actress | Sue |
 John Scurti | Cast | Actor | Sheriff |
Kent Cassella | Cast | Actor | Widower |
 Mario Cantone | Cast | Actor | The Director |
Richard Kohn | Cast | Old Vienna Sausage Guy | |
 Robert Klein | Cast | Actor | The CEO |
 Bianca Del Rio | Cast | Actor | Drag Queen |
Alan Donnes | Cast | Bartender | |
 Doua Moua | Cast | Actor | Wing Thai |
 Emmanuel Yarborough | Cast | Actor | Janitor |
Joy Seligsohn | Cast | Actress | Candy Lady |
 Stephanie Gatschet | Cast | Wife | |
Todd Levin | Cast | Man Who Orders Hot Dog | |
 Tom DiNardo | Cast | Actor | Older Hillbilly |
 Brandy Moon | Cast | Big Boob Blonde | |
 Bryan Fitzgerald | Cast | Actor | Auditioner #1 |
 Caitlin FitzGerald | Cast | Actress | Bank Teller |
David Coe | Cast | First BJ Guy | |
Joe Starr | Cast | Actor | Coach |
 John D'Leo | Cast | Actor | Vienna Sausage Boy |
 Lyndsey Anderson | Cast | Actress | Sexy Bartender |
 Ted Ferguson | Cast | Actor | Joke-Telling Priest |
 Stylist B. | Cast | Actress | Tarnishe'D Silva |
 John Lavelle | Cast | Actor | The Writer |
 Victoria Clark | Cast | Actress | Teacher |
 Sam Oz Stone | Cast | Little Johnny | |
 Larry Holmes | Cast | Actor | The Judge |
Greg White | Cast | Actor | Bad Actor |
Josh Frieser | Cast | Producer as a Boy | |
 Livia Scott | Cast | Actress | Nun |
 Marisa Valente | Cast | Actress | English Teacher |
Tanner Colby | Cast | Gay Taxidermist | |
 Jeanine Hill | Cast | Actress | Nude Auditioner / Vienna Sausage Girl |
 Lindsey E. Vuolo | Cast | Actress | Self |
Debbie Schwartz | Cast | Actress | Topless Twin #1 |
Shavon Ryan | Cast | Actress | Stripper #2 |
Stephanie Restivo | Cast | Actress | Stripper #1 |
Jana Dendinger | Cast | Actress | Brunette Bikini Babe |
Kirk Gagnon | Cast | Actor | Young Hillbilly #2 |
Scott Rossini | Cast | Auditioner #3 | |
Rose Lamarche | Cast | Bikini Lady | |
Chloe Whiteford | Cast | Actress | Hairy Chested Girl |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
