| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Adam Rifkin | Crew | Directing | Director, Producer |
 Bill Prady | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
 Dori Zuckerman | Crew | Production | Casting |
 Penn Jillette | Crew | Writing | Writer, Producer |
 Scott Winig | Crew | Camera | Director of Photography |
Glenn S. Alai | Crew | Production | Co-Executive Producer |
Kevin Blumenfeld | Crew | Sound | Original Music Composer |
Peter Adam Golden | Crew | Production | Producer |
Dan Flesher | Crew | Editing | Editor |
Brian Quattrini | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
 Sheila Mia Seifi | Crew | Crew | Makeup Effects |
Tevin Adelman | Crew | Production | Line Producer |
Benjamin Ralston | Crew | Art | Set Decoration |
 Alexander Koehne | Crew | Production | Co-Producer |
 Randy Pitchford | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
 Alice Xandra Thirteen | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Matthew Trainer | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
David Tiangco | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
David Richards | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Colin Pitts | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Daniel Murphy | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Anna L. Moskal | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
James Messina | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Bob Lawler | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Aki Korhonen | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
David Blockley | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Daniel Bays | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Martin Bauer | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Pete Adam | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Andrew Wimsatt | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Rich Nathanson | Crew | Production | Co-Executive Producer |
Richard Koenigs-Berg | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Gillian Hormel | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Herbert Blount | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Michael Koenigs | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Cyan Banister | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Vicki Hales-Daly | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Costume Design |
Bill Zanker | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
William Croxville | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Scott Tilson | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Brett A. Snodgrass | Crew | Art | Production Design |
Daniel Ford Beavis | Crew | Production | Executive Producer |
Bianca Appice | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Makeup Department Head |
 Meegan E. Godfrey | Crew | Crew | Stunts |
Heather Galipo | Crew | Costume & Make-Up | Key Makeup Artist |
George Scoufaras | Crew | Crew | Thanks |
Monique Dias | Crew | Art | Art Direction |
Adam Rifkin | Cast | Actor | Adam Rifkin |
 Cokey Falkow | Cast | Actor | Special Effects Guy |
 Dean Cameron | Cast | Actor | Brian (uncredited) |
 Diana Terranova | Cast | Actress | Manson Girl #1 |
 Gilbert Gottfried | Cast | Actor | Superintendent |
 Harry Hamlin | Cast | Actor | Godfrey Winters |
Jeff Levine | Cast | Actor | Uniformed Officer |
 Lin Shaye | Cast | Actress | Captain Wheeler |
 Lisa Rinna | Cast | Actress | Self |
 Marshall Bell | Cast | Actor | Moving Company Guy |
 Miles Dougal | Cast | Actor | Charles Manson |
 Missi Pyle | Cast | Actress | Herself / Mabel |
 Nestor Carbonell | Cast | Actor | Perry |
Patrick J. Statham | Cast | Actor | James Huberty (uncredited) |
Penn Jillette | Cast | Actor | Herbert Blount |
 Rick Nathanson | Cast | Actor | Guy Sleeping Under Stabbed Nurse (uncredited) |
 Rob Steinberg | Cast | Actor | Detective Whiteside |
 Robert Belushi | Cast | Actor | Elder Ashby (uncredited) |
 Ronald Graham | Cast | Actor | Annoying Person #3 |
Scott Winig | Cast | Actor | Real Director of Photography (uncredited) |
 Teller | Cast | Actor | Rudy Nelson |
 Hayes MacArthur | Cast | Actor | Reed |
 Sophie Dee | Cast | Actress | Hooker Crowdfunder |
 Lexi Love | Cast | Actress | Prison Guard 02 |
 Rod Fielder | Cast | Actor | Police Officer |
Sarah Lowe | Cast | Agenty Cindy (uncredited) | |
 Bree Olson | Cast | Actress | Sexy Nurse |
 Bridey Elliott | Cast | Actress | Wardrobe Girl |
Coleman Lannum | Cast | Blump's Burgers Crowdfunder (as Cole Lannum) | |
 Johnny Ortiz | Cast | Actor | Club Goer (uncredited) |
 Jon Barinholtz | Cast | Actor | Video Assist Guy |
 Shawn C. Phillips | Cast | Actor | Birthday Boy (uncredited) |
Christopher Lemmings | Cast | Hamlin Fan | |
 Destiny Soria | Cast | Actress | Self (uncredited) |
Jeremy L. Morrison | Cast | Clash of the Titans Geek (uncredited) | |
Gus Langley | Cast | Police Officer (uncredited) | |
Mark Rossignol | Cast | Actor | Cop (uncredited) |
 Leonel Claude | Cast | Actor | Officer Gause (uncredited) |
David Aboussafy | Cast | Mormon 2 / Massive Headwound Hank | |
Bob Lawler | Cast | Bigshot Producer with Mid-life Crisis / Ponytail Texting at Video Village | |
Daniel Bays | Cast | Detective Daniel Petoskey | |
Andrew Wimsatt | Cast | Greeting Cop | |
Gillian Hormel | Cast | Crowdfunding Cop Chick #2 / Nurse Shoulda-Taken-the-Stairs | |
 Dave Anthony | Cast | Actor | Richard Speck |
 C. Ronald McPherson | Cast | Restaurant Patron (uncredited) | |
Brie Cubelic | Cast | College Girl (uncredited) | |
 Benjamin Schrader | Cast | Mormon 1 | |
 Katarina Law | Cast | Actress | Police Officer (uncredited) |
Reda Beebe | Cast | Medic | |
Debi Staron | Cast | Police Officer | |
Ebony Williams | Cast | Ebony Williams (uncredited) | |
Dustin Knouse | Cast | Actor | Reality TV Camera Man (uncredited) |
Javier Andy Zavala Jr. | Cast | Handsome Cuban Manager | |
 Caroline Gayle | Cast | Actress | Paddle Girl |
 Meredith Pyle | Cast | Actress | Self |
Leslie McKeller | Cast | Nurse Twiggy | |
Chris Koontz | Cast | Dead Hippie | |
 Matt Donnelly | Cast | Actor | Prison Guard 01 |
Robert McMurrer | Cast | Charles Whitman (uncredited) | |
Daz Byard | Cast | Detective (uncredited) | |
Warren Scott Kirschbaum | Cast | Keystone Cop Number 3.0 (as Warren Kirschbaum) | |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
