| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Todd Sheets | Crew | Crew | Thanks |
 Raymond Kester | Crew | Directing | Director, Producer, Writer |
 Bryan Wilson | Crew | Directing | Director, Editor, Producer, Visual Effects, Writer, Music |
Charlie Ours | Crew | Sound | Boom Operator, Best Boy Grip, Location Sound Assistant |
Bryan Gaffney | Crew | Crew | Thanks, Executive Producer |
Warren Fisher | Crew | Production | Production Assistant |
Madison Martin | Crew | Production | Production Manager |
 John Henry Richardson | Cast | Actor | Monty |
 Mary Deese | Cast | Actress | Carol |
Raymond Kester | Cast | Dennis | |
Angela Steele | Cast | Lois (as Angela Fisher) | |
Branden Yates | Cast | Rasputin Clown | |
 Alyss Winkler | Cast | Actress | Josie |
Thomas Berdinski | Cast | Carjacker | |
Bryan Wilson | Cast | Henry | |
Shay Dickerhoff | Cast | Crime Kid 2 | |
Rupert Boneham | Cast | Actor | Michael |
Charlie Ours | Cast | Bestest Boy | |
Gabriel Porch | Cast | Mugger | |
Andrew Persinger | Cast | Crime Dad | |
Dawson Kester | Cast | Rubber Chicken Clown | |
Noah East | Cast | Yuri | |
Erynn Erwin | Cast | Double Date #1 | |
Cameron Vale | Cast | Crime Kid 1 | |
Haley Madison | Cast | Eleanor Baraboobs | |
Steve Ghost Monroe | Cast | Jinx - The Prison Mime | |
Asuna Sawyer | Cast | Kum Pi | |
Martin Allen Stapleton | Cast | Corporate Clown | |
Warren Fisher | Cast | Jerry | |
Joann White | Cast | Actress | Dot the Pharmacist |
Sharon Stafford | Cast | Double Date #2 | |
David Ross | Cast | Sad Clown Leader | |
Vulvasha | Cast | Self | |
Stephanie Vale | Cast | Katherine | |
Cliff Edens | Cast | Cousin Carl | |
R.D. Reynolds | Cast | ||
Penny Lane Diersing | Cast | Toll Booth Clown | |
Daisy | Cast | Toll Booth Clown Dog | |
Taylor Fischer | Cast | Blonde Mall Girl | |
Carlynn Diersing | Cast | Brunette Mall Girl | |
Andrew Erickson | Cast | CCPP Case Worker | |
Destiny Walton | Cast | Stripper #2 | |
Tia Mapes | Cast | Not Amused Online Date | |
Kitsie Duncan | Cast | Hottie Sideline Reporter Jan | |
Erin M Trimble | Cast | Scary Online Date | |
Elise French | Cast | Buoyant Nurse at Bar | |
Amanda Florey | Cast | Bartender / Stripper #1 | |
Katie Miller | Cast | Cute Girl at Bar | |
Maggie Lynn Danello Held | Cast | Chatty Online Date | |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
