"Sounds like you don't wanna fuck in a toy store"

A murdering robot Santa made by the army? Like that isn't something I could get behind! Fake commercials? Also an epic thing! Yes, this is off to a good start.

87 minutes later and I'm disappointed. After the movie I was over the neon-light style, I wasn't enjoying any of the characters, even the kills lacked something. But still it was passable. But it is such a shame that I love the concept. But if your characters are trying to say fuck in every sentence and it doesn't make any sense and you have a 20 minute scene between Tori (Riley Dandy) and Robbie (Sam Delich) where they keep "flirting and talking about sex" and nothing else happens and I'm watching a horror movie. I'm kind of out.

No, this is not my Christmas horror movie.