| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 José Mourinho | Crew | Directing | Director |
 James Holmes | Crew | Art | Art Designer |
Janet Hughes | Crew | Production | Assistant Production Manager |
Emily Nuttall | Crew | Sound | Audio Post Coordinator |
George Riley | Crew | Writing | Writer |
Steve Emerson | Crew | Camera | Camera Operator |
Craig South | Crew | Production | Producer |
Jonathan Sides | Crew | Production | Producer |
Kevin Hinde | Crew | Editing | Editor |
José Mourinho | Cast | Actor | Self |
 André Schürrle | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Juan Mata | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Samuel Eto'o | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Fernando Torres | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Frank Lampard | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Branislav Ivanović | Cast | Self | |
 Petr Čech | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Eden Hazard | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Ramires | Cast | Actor | Self |
 John Obi Mikel | Cast | Self | |
 David Luiz | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Oscar dos Santos Emboaba Júnior | Cast | Actor | Self |
 César Azpilicueta | Cast | Self | |
 Gary Cahill | Cast | Self | |
 Nemanja Matić | Cast | Self | |
 Willian | Cast | Self | |
 John Terry | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Joe Cole | Cast | Actor | Self |
 Demba Ba | Cast | Self | |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
