| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
 Adam Yauch | Crew | Directing | Director, Writer, Producer |
 Wyatt Troll | Crew | Camera | Director of Photography |
Neal Usatin | Crew | Editing | Editor |
Samantha Storr | Crew | Production | Producer |
 Adam Horovitz | Cast | Actor | Cop 3 |
 Adam Scott | Cast | Actor | Cab Driver |
Adam Yauch | Cast | Actor | Cop 1 |
 Alicia Silverstone | Cast | Actress | Café Patron |
 Amy Poehler | Cast | Actress | Café Patron |
 Arabella Field | Cast | Actress | Church Goer |
Arthur Scipio Africano | Cast | Actor | Cafe Patron |
 Chloë Sevigny | Cast | Actress | Girl in Limo |
 David Cross | Cast | Actor | Nathanial Hornblower |
 Elijah Wood | Cast | Actor | Ad-Rock (B-Boys 1) |
 Jack Black | Cast | Actor | MCA (B-Boys 2) |
 Jason Schwartzman | Cast | Actor | Vincent Van Gogh |
 John C. Reilly | Cast | Actor | Mike D (B-Boys 2) |
 Kirsten Dunst | Cast | Actress | Metal Chick |
 Laura Dern | Cast | Actress | Cafe Patron |
 Martin Starr | Cast | Actor | Paddy Wagon Driver |
 Mary Steenburgen | Cast | Actress | Café Patron |
 Maya Rudolph | Cast | Actress | Girl in Limo 3 |
 Michael Diamond | Cast | Actor | Cop 2 |
 Mike Mills | Cast | Actor | Sir Stewart Wallace |
 Milo Ventimiglia | Cast | Actor | Cafe Patron |
 Orlando Bloom | Cast | Actor | Carwasher |
 Rainn Wilson | Cast | Actor | Church Goer |
 Rashida Jones | Cast | Actress | Skirt Suit |
 Roman Coppola | Cast | Actor | Café Patron |
 Seth Rogen | Cast | Actor | Mike D (B-Boys 1) |
 Shannyn Sossamon | Cast | Actress | Café Patron |
 Silvia Šuvadová | Cast | Actress | Cafe Patron |
 Stanley Tucci | Cast | Actor | Father |
 Steve Buscemi | Cast | Actor | Waiter |
 Susan Sarandon | Cast | Actress | Mother |
 Ted Danson | Cast | Actor | Maitre D' |
 Will Arnett | Cast | Actor | Biz Man |
 Will Ferrell | Cast | Actor | Ad-Rock (B-Boys 2) |
 Danny McBride | Cast | Actor | MCA (B-Boys 1) |
 Jody Hill | Cast | Actor | Cafe Patron |
 Nicole Randall | Cast | Actress | Cafe Patron (uncredited) |
Clint Caluory | Cast | Clint as Zach Galifianakis as George Drakoulias | |
Alfredo Ortiz | Cast | Cafe Patron | |
Losel Yauch | Cast | Skateboarder | |
| Person | Type | Job | Role(s) |
