Type in any movie or show to find where you can watch it, or type a person's name.

User Reviews for: Bare Behind Bars

Bronson87
3/10  3 months ago
One of the worst films I have ever seen. Impressively bad on every level: the camera work, the editing, the writing, the acting, the tone.
This is a women-in-prison movie, and if you've seen one, you've seen them all, and this is another one.
Are you ready for the plot? Here it is: there are women in prison, three of them escape, it ends badly.
A huge failing, in a film that is nothing but ineptitude, is that it is trying to juggle several stories, while never fleshing out (no pun intended) any of them.
From the beginning, we have a standard women-in-prison movie: Loads of nudity and lesbian action. Expected, however, it's the way it plays out that is so boring. Next, we have what is going on with the prison staff: There seems to be a prostitution racket going on, but this goes nowhere.
What makes all of this so hilarious is that the prison staff still does paperwork. Like, what are they reporting? "Today the girls danced around while taking a group shower." Who are these reports for? What are they doing with them?
We don't get those answers. What we do get is gratuitous nudity, and actual sex scenes. The handful of porn scenes were the only reason for this to exist, but even with those, this is a struggle to get through.
Lastly, we have the tone of the movie: One expects the overt sexuality. We also get some nasty, home-invasion violence - which would be laughable, if not for the moment where it turns into three women molesting an actual boy, who must have been all of ten years old.
As if that wasn't bad enough, the moments where the film tries to be funny are the most groan inducing of all. Specifically speaking, our nurse character. Her look and acting is clearly supposed to be a Marilyn Monroe impersonation. Just an odd choice.
Anyway! The movie is pure garbage. Not even Jess Franco could make a film this bad.
I can't recommend this to anyone, just go watch some '70's porn instead.
Like  -  Dislike  -  00
Please use spoiler tags:[spoiler] text [/spoiler]
Back to Top